Johnny isn't afraid of the awesome--he's just high on power. Why give us exactly what we want in one package when he can dole it out piecemeal and have us buy a dozen different things in the HOPES of our much-wanted awesome being there?

(I KNOW. It's always cute when Arashi gets fawned over by their senpai. Tatsuya messing up Aiba's hair on TSD? a;lskdfj MOAR PLZ.)