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Circe ([personal profile] ciircee) wrote2009-04-05 10:05 pm

Happy birthday and some random stuff!

Firstly: Happy birthday, Erin!

I posted a comment fic over at [livejournal.com profile] shoneenclub in celebration. Shoneenclub. I love that name. ♥

In other Arashi news: New single. I'm tempted but I'm not going to shell out for the limited edition until I know if I like both songs.

Random stuff: The contest at [livejournal.com profile] ohmiya. I have an entry for the drabble contest. I hope to have one for the short story contest, too. I would not object to any of you joining in. I AM JUST SAYIN'.

Also: The Road Trip AU. ♥♥♥ One day it shall be posted and that day shall be AWESOME.

Stripper Pole: I...I just can't post it when I'm so unhappy with the transition. It's written but I wrote it in two parts, the smut first and then the lead in. Hence my trouble joining them. I want to get it out of my head but I know that my 'i don't like it' is actually factual and not just my usual 'i don't like it' that I feel for my own work.

Finally: I have a fic rant.

I am really tempted to name names. I'm not going to but I am REALLY TEMPTED. Besides, you should be able to figure it out.

I don't mind OCs. I don't even mind Arashi marrying girls. I do mind if you create an OC for the sole purpose of getting yourself into your favorite's pants. MALE or female. PS. This includes killing off a character and replacing them with your OC. ESPECIALLY this. Especially this if you're trying to pretend that maybe your OC is the dead member. Jesus.

But far worse, in my opinion, is 'character' bashing. Look, if the best version of Ohno/Jun you can write involves making Nino a total jerk, Jun a total saint, and Ohno as uncaring about Nino's feelings because he loves Jun better, then you are NOT DOING YOUR PAIRING A FAVOR. You are saying Ohno/Jun can't work unless Nino is jerk.

It pisses me off that people would trash the very real love that every member of Arashi has for every other member.

But aside from that (and I say 'aside' but seriously, it's sort of rage inducing for me): When you base your fic off of 'this person is a jerk, therefore my favorite should have everything he wants' you are ignoring all the awesome about your pairing of choice. Let's go back to Ohno/Jun:

You know what is awesome about Ohno and Jun's relationship? Jun is gentle with Ohno in a way that he isn't with the others. Jun will whack at Ohno, sure, but he also touches him sweetly, taking his hand, putting his hands on his shoulders, leaning into him. You can see how much love and respect Jun has for Ohno and how much it means to him when Ohno approves of him. And Ohno talks about Jun and it's so...he respects him so much, he's so impressed with who Jun is, who he has become, and he's moved by Jun's warmth and gentleness. Plus he likes to fuck with him. Ohno fucks with Jun and totally gets away with it. He makes Jun laugh.

This is off the top of my head, too. I'm not a real fan of Ohno/Jun. There were times when Jun touching Ohno seemed to really get to Nino and I felt bad for Nino (obviously, Nino is a bit of a nutcase, and he makes up for his issues by inappropriately touching Jun on concert tours). I think that Ohno and Jun love each other but I think Jun had a point: They don't have a ton of stuff in common and they probably really WOULDN'T be friends if it hadn't been for Arashi. I think they would have NEEDED to be in Arashi (whereas, say, Nino and Sho would have got along no matter what) to come together. And despite all this I can write Ohno/Jun that doesn't involve making Nino a jerk and Jun the perfect man.

SO STOP IT. You'll make me utterly, utterly hate your pairing and I don't want to hate any Arashi/Arashi pairing.

PS. I don't object to Second-Generation Arashi but speaking as a woman with four kids whom I love and enjoy: YOU DON'T NEED A CHILD TO BE A REAL FAMILY/A PERFECT FAMILY. Wanting kids is one thing--Sho would want children no matter what his sexual orientation because that is who Sho is.


ETA: I feel like changing out icons but I hate looking for them. If you want to throw icons at me, please do.

ETA2: I just finally got into my e-mail. Do you know who is totally awesome? ZEL. a;lsdkfja;dfj OMG I LOVE HER FOREVER. I LOVE HER LIKE BURNING.

[identity profile] still-ciircee.livejournal.com 2009-04-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
When I grow up I want to be as Zen as you are. TEACH ME, SENSEI.

And this fic...is not one of those awful dramatic fics that reads like a really cheesy soap opera. Those are fun, train-wreck reads. Like several other fics (from the Ohmiya side of the yard), this one makes me want to rant and not giggle.

You can always check the comms for it. You're bound to find something bad!

[identity profile] happenstanc3.livejournal.com 2009-04-08 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
I found it! Omg, it's ridiculous. I think it reads funny because she seems most convinced she's got Arashi SO DOWN. And the thing with the stairs WAS pretty hilarious. DRAMAHZ! *GASP* Her Ohno.... breaks my brain. I know it's Nino I'm supposed to find ridiculous (which I do), but Ohno going around being actually leader-like and dominant and TALKING IN FULL SENTENCES... Where does that come from, I wonder.

I think I'm lucky I got into fandom life basically in my pre-teens. I used to rage like you wouldn't believe. Now I'm just kind of "whatever" at that side of any fandom. My personal life is crappy enough, I'm not going to let even complete strangers in the internet get to me with their dumb. I still have occasional bouts of "GTFO OF MY HAPPY PLACE D: D: D:" but then I realize I can always just close the window. :Db

[identity profile] still-ciircee.livejournal.com 2009-04-08 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohno. Full sentences. UNPROMPTED full sentences. THERE IS A DISCONNECT HERE.

I'm over my issues with the fic now that I've vented with people. I will make a note, sensei, and try my best to not look at train-wreck fics!

Re: My icon.

I'm sort of tempted to write Nino-and-Koki-loev-the-girl!boys fic. I heard about Koki's scandal and all I could think was 'damn, Nino must be happy to have company!'. orz

[identity profile] happenstanc3.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHA KOKI. Also, Kame's cross-dressing escapades last summer - first he made out with a cross-dresser, then he cross-dressed and made out with some guy, or something. (Which is all very likely, THE TABLOIDS SAID SO). Nino's supposedly banged Kame's ex-girlfriend-who-could-be-his-mom, anyway, so that would totally work. Nino/cross-dressing!Kame/Koizumi Kyoko ftw. Jyannis get so much action, I wonder how they even manage to get some work done~

[identity profile] happenstanc3.livejournal.com 2009-04-08 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
P.S. Your icon owns me. Nino/girl!boys ftw. :,D