Being their favorite type of 'post operative New-Half' is not an improvement. It's even worse when he goes to shoot a PV with Arashi the next day and is unanimously voted their favorite New-Half ever. It's a bad day when Jun wishes they would just call him a girl

I'm late to the party, of course and creepily fic-stalking, but I just wanted to say I loce this and you are awesome. &hearts

Also: 'slowly, slowly, slowly going faster, once I start ***ing, I really cannot stop'

I cannot tell you how much I love this video. I have no idea why I love it so much when my childhood is rendered completely perverse and epic, but that's the way my brain was warped. And I had almost forgotten this video before you posted it here.

So thank you for pretty much single-handedly making my weekend ^_^