"It's my birthday and you want me to eat four times?"

Ahahaha, of course that's the only thing bothering Nino XD the idea of having to eat like a normal person and maybe not look undernourished anymore, OF COURSE.

And that Ohno caught him a fish, even though it's really hard to tell if he honestly got it especially for Nino seeing as he'd be out fishing anyhow, but that everyone knows that Ohno's won anyway and despair because of Nino's games and porn-and Sho's trauma face being his real birthday gift! And strap ons! I bet Aiba wishes he was a girl sometimes just so he would wear one. And the fact that Jun's present is the only one that NINO actually suffers for, of course, because it wouldn't be Arashi if the two queen bitches didn't have some sort of face down.
(No, Jun, don't make him cut his hair, he's finally getting it back to a pretty length again~!)

And, oh, silly Sho, of course you lost the birthday dinner offer, I bet that's what you treat Nino to every day, okay, I KNOW about the taxi fare thing, you weren't sweetening the pot any by saying that...

But! XD Geek district. Oh Aiba is going to suffer later for that line, isn't he? asjfgahfkhjag Aiba, that distric is fun because the geeks always stare at you like you're not quite real and they have no idea how you found their secret little hiding spot from the rest of the world.

And, um, I'm going to shut up now. >.>