So it turns out that I actually already stalkregularly read your LJ, but I'll just repeat what I said in my comment - YOU ARE A GENIUS and I am so very in love with this story. Before reveals were out I actually recced this to random people I knew who didn't read Arashi fic just so we could flail about how hilarious this was - that's how much I enjoyed this fic. And those two epilogues? Pure win. ♥