ext_25693 ([identity profile] still-ciircee.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] ciircee 2010-03-23 05:02 pm (UTC)

You're horrible for saying this but not making with the porn. Why do you hate me, Circe. D: I want to see Nino touch Sho's ween.

No, no, I mean it's more like:

"Come on, Nino," Aiba says encouragingly, "we're almost there."

"Almost to Aiba's nice apartment," Ohno adds from Nino's other side.

Nino's head lolls drunkenly on his shoulders, rolling to look first at Aiba and then at Ohno. "It's been six months," he gripes. "Does it really take six months to plan a wedding for two dudes?"

Ohno pats him. "Sho-kun and Jun-kun are making it special," he sys soothingly. "Because Nino is special to them."

"It's not like they're doing it to torture you or teach you a lesson or just because they think it's funny," Aiba puts in, shifting his shoulders under the arm Nino had slung across them. "Almost there," he soothes.

"Wouldn't be so bad if he'd let me get somewhere," Nino says in drunken mournfulness. "Thought for sure once I got his shirt off…"

"We know," Ohno says with an air of long-standing patience. "It's okay."

"And he then he went and got his bellybutton pierced and I'm not allowed to touch it yet," Nino goes on, warming to his topic.

"Geez, we know," Aiba mutters. "Here we are! Aiba's house!" He shrugs Nino off and opens the door. "Let's be quiet and watch some nice porn now, okay? Nice porn and you can forget about being horny for Sho-chan for a little while."

Ohno half carries, half drags Nino to the living room and lets him slither to the floor in front of the television. "Nice lesbian porn. No cocks in sight."

Nino frowns at the blank t.v. "I'm jerking off," he pouts magnificently. "Like, twice."

"Yes, that will teach Sho-chan," Aiba agrees. He looks at Ohno. "Sho-chan owes us for this."

"Uh-huh," Ohno nods, unbuttoning Nino's pants. "There you go, Nino. All freed up."

"I love you guys," Nino says, affectionate beneath his drunk miserable-ness. "I love you better than Sho and Jun."

"That's nice, Nino," Ohno pats him on the head before going to the video cabinet.

"Sho-chan still owes us," Aiba says sweetly, hugging Nino's head briefly before joining Ohno in picking out a video to watch.

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