"I am not defiling a church with you!" Sho tells Nino firmly.

"You already did," Nino points out reasonably. "I'm just suggesting a repeat performance, really. Just to make sure I'm not still Satan and trying to Tempt you into a life of sin."

Sho folds his arms and raises both eyebrows. "And you think having sex at the church is an accurate gauge?"

"It'd be terrible if it crumbled during the wedding, wouldn't it?" Nino puts in, mirroring Sho's posture. "So we just sneak in a few hours early, make it in the confessional, and—"

"No, Nino," Sho steps in, unyielding. "We're not having sex before we get married."

"How about right after? I could blow you behind the altar."

"I would rather have sex in one of those sleazy bars you used to like so much!"

Nino's face went calculating. "So you'd have sex in the Happy Cock, then?"

"No," says Sho.

"Nino-chan, Nino-chan," Aiba steps between them as Nino opens his mouth to say something else. "Let's go drinking with Oh-chan! Doesn't that sound like fun? Let's go get drunk with Oh-chan, okay? Our treat!"

"We're still going to talk about this!" Nino yelled to Sho as Aiba and Ohno hustled him into his shoes and jacket. "You said you'd rather have sex there! You said you'd do it there!"

"You know," Jun's voice drifts after him, obviously raised so that Nino can hear him, "I think we should rethink the roses. They're classics but also clichéd."

"That's true. Of course, we'll have to rethink all the flowers now…" Sho's voice drifts along.

"This isn't over!" Nino managed to yell before Aiba pulled the door shut behind them.