Sho's hetero-ness really gets in the way of his gay sometimes. It was a beautiful story. I'm in love with it. I'm going to gay marry it in Canada.
"...can't understand how this could have happened," Sho was saying.
Nino winced and cowered a little more in his very formal and apologetic za-rei position.
From beside him came a spout of Korean.
And an answering flow from in front of him.
He cracked one eye open and looked over at Heechul, who was sitting on his ass, arms around his knees, and looking confused. "Dumbass," he hissed, and nodded to the floor. Heechul gave him a look. "Bow, you moron," Nino told him.
Heechul looked confused. "No."
The Korean in the front of them switched into Chinese.
"Hankyung," Heechul whined. "No Chinese!"
Nino sat up. "Thanks for the Japanese," he said.
"No problem!" Heechul chirped.
"Now get down and bow in apology before Sho has a heart attack."
His Korean partner in crime look confused. Nino pointed at Sho and mimed an explosion. Heechul gave a considering shrug and wriggled around until he was more or less in seiza. "Hankyung," he said and then something, something, something in Korean and the only word Nino caught was 'Super Junior' and 'scandal'.
Sho and Hankyung were both frowning.
"I still don't see how they got married," Ohno piped up.
"Or how it's legal!" Aiba added.
"The fact that they consumated it openly is still a problem," Jun reminded them.
Nino couldn't help grinning at Heechul. "You're still the wife," he told him.
"You're getting a divorce," Sho announced, backed up by the way Hankyung folded his arms and leveled a disappointed look at Heechul.
"I get half," Heechul announced.
"We had a pre-nup!" Nino argued.
Sho looked at Hankyung. "After this, let's go get drunk," he suggested in Chinese.
"And pretend we don't care about them. Or even know them," Hankyung agreed.
(And I know Hankyung isn't really with Super Junior anymore, but I figure he still gives a rat's ass for his friend's career-ending marriage to a Jpop boybander.)
I don't know much SuJu, but you know Nino and Heechul would be trouble.
"...can't understand how this could have happened," Sho was saying.
Nino winced and cowered a little more in his very formal and apologetic za-rei position.
From beside him came a spout of Korean.
And an answering flow from in front of him.
He cracked one eye open and looked over at Heechul, who was sitting on his ass, arms around his knees, and looking confused. "Dumbass," he hissed, and nodded to the floor. Heechul gave him a look. "Bow, you moron," Nino told him.
Heechul looked confused. "No."
The Korean in the front of them switched into Chinese.
"Hankyung," Heechul whined. "No Chinese!"
Nino sat up. "Thanks for the Japanese," he said.
"No problem!" Heechul chirped.
"Now get down and bow in apology before Sho has a heart attack."
His Korean partner in crime look confused. Nino pointed at Sho and mimed an explosion. Heechul gave a considering shrug and wriggled around until he was more or less in seiza. "Hankyung," he said and then something, something, something in Korean and the only word Nino caught was 'Super Junior' and 'scandal'.
Sho and Hankyung were both frowning.
"I still don't see how they got married," Ohno piped up.
"Or how it's legal!" Aiba added.
"The fact that they consumated it openly is still a problem," Jun reminded them.
Nino couldn't help grinning at Heechul. "You're still the wife," he told him.
"You're getting a divorce," Sho announced, backed up by the way Hankyung folded his arms and leveled a disappointed look at Heechul.
"I get half," Heechul announced.
"We had a pre-nup!" Nino argued.
Sho looked at Hankyung. "After this, let's go get drunk," he suggested in Chinese.
"And pretend we don't care about them. Or even know them," Hankyung agreed.
(And I know Hankyung isn't really with Super Junior anymore, but I figure he still gives a rat's ass for his friend's career-ending marriage to a Jpop boybander.)