KH2: Randomly Riku and Axel

This is NOT Meg's nine-months without smoking fic. This is something freaking random I wrote last night while Edward beat Xemnas. And also because he told me he thought Axel and Riku would be friends even though they hated each other.

( And I said 'o...kay' and wrote it for him. )

Related note about Edward beating Xenmas:

Edward: *staring* They beat man-sex by being...really gay.

Me: *nodnod*

Edward: *still staring* Okay, that's even more gay.

Me: *NOD*

Edward: *eyes huge* Kairi is their MOM.

Me: *nodno--* Wait, what?

Edward: Full circle, light and dark, birth and death. They defeat the dark, go to a 'dark' version of home. And Kairi brings them back to the light.

Me: ...

Edward: *grossed out* She opened her door and made a path of light in the dark they came shooting out of the darkness into the light. Into the ocean and Kairi is waiting for them on the shore. Symbolic womb stuff and Kairi is their surrogate mother or something. That secret end better not show them getting together!

Me: ...!