Hugged by a tranny, pimping out, and a ficlet

First: Today at work I was at the door, doing people greeting, and told a nicely dressed young lady 'have a great day, miss'. 'Miss' turned around and hugged me. 'Miss' also thanked me for acknowledging her as a her. I was confused. 'Miss' told me she's a tranny. I told her honestly that I'd have not guessed that on my own. She wore it well. In all the unexpected hugs at work, this is one of the few good ones!

Pimping: I am SO WEAK sometimes. I hadn't intended upon it but I was asked so sweetly.
JE FQFEST

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And because I like to package my pimping with a little something extra to pay you for your time, I asked tangiblewhimsy for a word or picture or song.

The word?

Abacus

( And so we get some YTM fic. )