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Happy Birthday!
Yay! Andii has Leveled Up! Happy birthday! ♥♥♥♥♥
Since I am lame I can only give you one of the rejected opening scenes from Sho and the Stripper Pole Vs Sho's Bandmates Who Totally Have This Coming to Them!
The first thing Nino did when handed the prospectus for their new calendar was to call Ohno. "Oh-chan, they're making me cut myself. I think I'm going to commit suicide."
"Jun's got peacocks," Ohno said. "Do you think Aiba is going to get live peacocks?"
Nino frowned at his phone. "He's Aiba—he'll probably try. Hold on, I've got another call."
The first thing Aiba did when he got the information was to call Nino. "Live peacocks," he said.
"Hold on a second," Nino told him.
Nino punched the hold button on his phone. "He's definitely going to try," he reported to Ohno.
The first thing Ohno did after opening his copy of the prospectus beyond page three was to hang up on Nino and call Jun. "Matsujun," he asked, flipping through the sheaf of papers, "do you like birds?"
"Are you Aiba now?" Jun asked him. "Besides, I don't think he'll be able to get them. Did you see that Nino is killing himself?"
"In the rain," Ohno said agreeably. "How come Sho is a hooker?"
Jun choked.
"Hold on, Aiba," Nino said, "I've got another call."
"Sho's a hooker," Ohno told him before he managed to get out a 'hello'.
"Oh-chan, he's just slutty," Nino reassured him. He scanned pages until he came to Sho's section. "Oh, and a stripper." He paused, studying the concept drawings. "I have to put you on hold for a second."
"He's not a hooker," Jun said when Ohno reconnected.
"Nino says he's a slut," Ohno told him.
"Nino has always been a slut," Jun informed him. "Did you see that they made Sho a stripper? Who comes up with these?"
"I'm gonna stick money down Sho's pants," Aiba said gleefully.
"Me too," Nino said. "Cold, hard cash."
"…" said Aiba skeptically.
"Change," Nino explained. "Ice-cold coins right down his butt-crack."
Jun's first action after looking through the calendar spread was to call Aiba. "As you've probably noticed, Sho is going to be a stripper in our next calendar."
"I thought he was a hooker," Aiba confessed. "But strippers are way cheaper, right?"
"You are not sticking money in Sho's pants. It's going to be bad enough for him having to smile and try to look sexy in those pictures—he doesn't need you to make him feel even more uncomfortable."
"Do you think he'd feel better if I was naked, too?"
"Nino?" Ohno asked his phone uncertainly.
"Do you think Jun is going to try to protect Sho's g-string from my money?" Nino asked.
"You guys, I am right here," Sho said aggrievedly. He opened his lunch and looked at his bandmates who were sitting around the table with him
All of them shut their phones in one, resounding click.
"Hey, Sho," said Aiba. "Lunch is here already? You guys, lunch is here!"
"So," said Jun, breaking his chopsticks apart. "Have you had a chance to look through the calendar spread? Interesting stuff in there."
"It's like they want me to have a good day," Nino said.
"I want a lap dance," Ohno requested.
"Why am I always the butt of these sorts of jokes?" Sho asked mournfully.
"Because you have a fantastic ass?"
The very first thing Sho did when he got home from work was to get slightly drunk and surf the internet.
Then he made a plan.
And a list.
Since I am lame I can only give you one of the rejected opening scenes from Sho and the Stripper Pole Vs Sho's Bandmates Who Totally Have This Coming to Them!
The first thing Nino did when handed the prospectus for their new calendar was to call Ohno. "Oh-chan, they're making me cut myself. I think I'm going to commit suicide."
"Jun's got peacocks," Ohno said. "Do you think Aiba is going to get live peacocks?"
Nino frowned at his phone. "He's Aiba—he'll probably try. Hold on, I've got another call."
The first thing Aiba did when he got the information was to call Nino. "Live peacocks," he said.
"Hold on a second," Nino told him.
Nino punched the hold button on his phone. "He's definitely going to try," he reported to Ohno.
The first thing Ohno did after opening his copy of the prospectus beyond page three was to hang up on Nino and call Jun. "Matsujun," he asked, flipping through the sheaf of papers, "do you like birds?"
"Are you Aiba now?" Jun asked him. "Besides, I don't think he'll be able to get them. Did you see that Nino is killing himself?"
"In the rain," Ohno said agreeably. "How come Sho is a hooker?"
Jun choked.
"Hold on, Aiba," Nino said, "I've got another call."
"Sho's a hooker," Ohno told him before he managed to get out a 'hello'.
"Oh-chan, he's just slutty," Nino reassured him. He scanned pages until he came to Sho's section. "Oh, and a stripper." He paused, studying the concept drawings. "I have to put you on hold for a second."
"He's not a hooker," Jun said when Ohno reconnected.
"Nino says he's a slut," Ohno told him.
"Nino has always been a slut," Jun informed him. "Did you see that they made Sho a stripper? Who comes up with these?"
"I'm gonna stick money down Sho's pants," Aiba said gleefully.
"Me too," Nino said. "Cold, hard cash."
"…" said Aiba skeptically.
"Change," Nino explained. "Ice-cold coins right down his butt-crack."
Jun's first action after looking through the calendar spread was to call Aiba. "As you've probably noticed, Sho is going to be a stripper in our next calendar."
"I thought he was a hooker," Aiba confessed. "But strippers are way cheaper, right?"
"You are not sticking money in Sho's pants. It's going to be bad enough for him having to smile and try to look sexy in those pictures—he doesn't need you to make him feel even more uncomfortable."
"Do you think he'd feel better if I was naked, too?"
"Nino?" Ohno asked his phone uncertainly.
"Do you think Jun is going to try to protect Sho's g-string from my money?" Nino asked.
"You guys, I am right here," Sho said aggrievedly. He opened his lunch and looked at his bandmates who were sitting around the table with him
All of them shut their phones in one, resounding click.
"Hey, Sho," said Aiba. "Lunch is here already? You guys, lunch is here!"
"So," said Jun, breaking his chopsticks apart. "Have you had a chance to look through the calendar spread? Interesting stuff in there."
"It's like they want me to have a good day," Nino said.
"I want a lap dance," Ohno requested.
"Why am I always the butt of these sorts of jokes?" Sho asked mournfully.
"Because you have a fantastic ass?"
The very first thing Sho did when he got home from work was to get slightly drunk and surf the internet.
Then he made a plan.
And a list.
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I AM SO GLAD I HAD A BIRTHDAY AND THIS GOT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR IT!
ILUBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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♥
THIS IS SO AMAZING I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE IS MORE. YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO US.
SHO,
OMG SHO
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*gleeful*
I love them doing this around the table. In front of Sho. Arashi is made of WIN!
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They will make Sho's life even harder and I'll love every single word of it ♥
Moar prz!
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All of them shut their phones in one, resounding click.
If this is the rejected version, I am dying--dying--for the final.
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"Nino has always been a slut," Jun informed him. "Did you see that they made Sho's a stripper?
HOW ARE YOU SO BRILLIANT!? ;____;
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if this is rejected opening scene, then what is the accepted one *_____* (and were they all sitting at the same table calling each other? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, poor sho! his life is so hard XD)
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This is nothing short of awesome. It'd be happy to be able to come up with something like this, and you rejected it. I don't know if I should cry or... hey, you know what? I'll just try to forget about the whole first rejected paragraph. Yes. Good plan.
Sho is making a list.
Ph34r.
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(Ph34r is right--he's got a brain and he's not afraid to use it on those bitches.)
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Well. 'Sho is really hot and makes his bandmates want to pay for lap dances' sounds like a fine plot to me. Totally. :D
(Brain tops bitches. Paper covers rock. It's like jankenpon. Just, you know, a janken where, sometimes, rock starts wriggling and paper gets distracted by how pretty it is and then rock does the Puppy Eye Thing, and suddenly paper is bottom. Having fun there.)
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...WHORES.
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"Me too," Nino said. "Cold, hard cash."
"…" said Aiba skeptically.
"Change," Nino explained. "Ice-cold coins right down his butt-crack."
Oh Nino, never change. ::grin:: If these are the bits that aren't making the cut... well suffice to say I am eagerly anticipating the rest. As always, thank you for writing!
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Thanks for writing it!
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I loved it! And I'm dying to know Sho's plan *___*
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Hope that headache goes away soon. *hugs*