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Yay! Andii has Leveled Up! Happy birthday!

Since I am lame I can only give you one of the rejected opening scenes from Sho and the Stripper Pole Vs Sho's Bandmates Who Totally Have This Coming to Them!



The first thing Nino did when handed the prospectus for their new calendar was to call Ohno. "Oh-chan, they're making me cut myself. I think I'm going to commit suicide."

"Jun's got peacocks," Ohno said. "Do you think Aiba is going to get live peacocks?"

Nino frowned at his phone. "He's Aiba—he'll probably try. Hold on, I've got another call."


The first thing Aiba did when he got the information was to call Nino. "Live peacocks," he said.

"Hold on a second," Nino told him.


Nino punched the hold button on his phone. "He's definitely going to try," he reported to Ohno.


The first thing Ohno did after opening his copy of the prospectus beyond page three was to hang up on Nino and call Jun. "Matsujun," he asked, flipping through the sheaf of papers, "do you like birds?"

"Are you Aiba now?" Jun asked him. "Besides, I don't think he'll be able to get them. Did you see that Nino is killing himself?"

"In the rain," Ohno said agreeably. "How come Sho is a hooker?"

Jun choked.


"Hold on, Aiba," Nino said, "I've got another call."

"Sho's a hooker," Ohno told him before he managed to get out a 'hello'.

"Oh-chan, he's just slutty," Nino reassured him. He scanned pages until he came to Sho's section. "Oh, and a stripper." He paused, studying the concept drawings. "I have to put you on hold for a second."


"He's not a hooker," Jun said when Ohno reconnected.

"Nino says he's a slut," Ohno told him.

"Nino has always been a slut," Jun informed him. "Did you see that they made Sho a stripper? Who comes up with these?"


"I'm gonna stick money down Sho's pants," Aiba said gleefully.

"Me too," Nino said. "Cold, hard cash."

"…" said Aiba skeptically.

"Change," Nino explained. "Ice-cold coins right down his butt-crack."


Jun's first action after looking through the calendar spread was to call Aiba. "As you've probably noticed, Sho is going to be a stripper in our next calendar."

"I thought he was a hooker," Aiba confessed. "But strippers are way cheaper, right?"

"You are not sticking money in Sho's pants. It's going to be bad enough for him having to smile and try to look sexy in those pictures—he doesn't need you to make him feel even more uncomfortable."

"Do you think he'd feel better if I was naked, too?"


"Nino?" Ohno asked his phone uncertainly.

"Do you think Jun is going to try to protect Sho's g-string from my money?" Nino asked.


"You guys, I am right here," Sho said aggrievedly. He opened his lunch and looked at his bandmates who were sitting around the table with him

All of them shut their phones in one, resounding click.

"Hey, Sho," said Aiba. "Lunch is here already? You guys, lunch is here!"

"So," said Jun, breaking his chopsticks apart. "Have you had a chance to look through the calendar spread? Interesting stuff in there."

"It's like they want me to have a good day," Nino said.

"I want a lap dance," Ohno requested.

"Why am I always the butt of these sorts of jokes?" Sho asked mournfully.

"Because you have a fantastic ass?"


The very first thing Sho did when he got home from work was to get slightly drunk and surf the internet.

Then he made a plan.

And a list.

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Date: 2009-03-26 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gimmick-game.livejournal.com
ajfkdlsjagljdasklgjdslkajgdklsaj


I AM SO GLAD I HAD A BIRTHDAY AND THIS GOT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR IT!


ILUBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 2009-03-26 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] primroseshows.livejournal.com
OMFG



THIS IS SO AMAZING I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE IS MORE. YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO US.

SHO,
OMG SHO

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Date: 2009-03-26 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinalin.livejournal.com
And this is the rejected version?!

*gleeful*

I love them doing this around the table. In front of Sho. Arashi is made of WIN!

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Date: 2009-03-26 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexiela.livejournal.com
THIS IS SO AMAZING.

They will make Sho's life even harder and I'll love every single word of it ♥

Moar prz!

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Date: 2009-03-26 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maiaide.livejournal.com
That puts a whole new spin on the term 'coin slot'.

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Date: 2009-03-27 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] still-ciircee.livejournal.com
:D :D :D Now I've got an image of Nino plunking his change in and then reaching into Sho's pants and Sho shrieking, asking him what he's doing and Nino says, innocently, that he's playing UFO catcher.

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Date: 2009-03-26 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inuhariko.livejournal.com
"You guys, I am right here," Sho said aggrievedly. He opened his lunch and looked at his bandmates who were sitting around the table with him

All of them shut their phones in one, resounding click.


If this is the rejected version, I am dying--dying--for the final.

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Date: 2009-03-26 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happenstanc3.livejournal.com
"Nino says he's a slut," Ohno told him.

"Nino has always been a slut," Jun informed him. "Did you see that they made Sho's a stripper?


HOW ARE YOU SO BRILLIANT!? ;____;

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Date: 2009-03-26 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ill-ame.livejournal.com
*dying, dying* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, OMG. I keep forgetting how amazing your sense of humor is. &hearts

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Date: 2009-03-26 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blood-opal.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD ARASHI PHONE TAG YES! XDDD AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ONE OF THE REJECTED SCENES?! THERE'S MORE?!!? DADHJDD YOU GIVE THOSE TO US RIGHT NOW OR I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO STOP LOVING YOU!!! STOP TEASING US, WOMAN! DDD: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND RUIN MY HAPPY ARASHI CONCERT HIGH LIKE THIS?! *PINES*

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Date: 2009-03-26 07:53 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] fluttering.livejournal.com
ADKSLD;SLLS;FS;S WAITING FOR IT.

Date: 2009-03-26 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desecrateregret.livejournal.com
uhgjkredvhjknafd :has been lurking about your fics and such for the longest time: sho the stripperrrr and aiba the geisha and jun the mystical woodland princesssss~❤ :has no theme name for nino or ohno because... idk what they're supposed to be doing that's slutty :\ :
if this is rejected opening scene, then what is the accepted one *_____* (and were they all sitting at the same table calling each other? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, poor sho! his life is so hard XD)

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Date: 2009-03-26 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bclar.livejournal.com
(rewritten because original comment might have conveied a wrong meaning)

This is nothing short of awesome. It'd be happy to be able to come up with something like this, and you rejected it. I don't know if I should cry or... hey, you know what? I'll just try to forget about the whole first rejected paragraph. Yes. Good plan.

Sho is making a list.
Ph34r.

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Date: 2009-03-27 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] still-ciircee.livejournal.com
:D It's not rejected because it's not any good (I actually had a lot of fun writing this and I still rather like it) but because it doesn't fit with the story that I'm writing--which basically is 'Sho is really hot and he makes his bandmates want to pay for lap dances'.

(Ph34r is right--he's got a brain and he's not afraid to use it on those bitches.)

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Date: 2009-03-27 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bclar.livejournal.com
Oh.
Well. 'Sho is really hot and makes his bandmates want to pay for lap dances' sounds like a fine plot to me. Totally. :D

(Brain tops bitches. Paper covers rock. It's like jankenpon. Just, you know, a janken where, sometimes, rock starts wriggling and paper gets distracted by how pretty it is and then rock does the Puppy Eye Thing, and suddenly paper is bottom. Having fun there.)

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Date: 2009-03-26 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waxrose.livejournal.com
Sjdjdkdl;jdk god. Just yes. ♥

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Date: 2009-03-26 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pink-tofu.livejournal.com
WHORES. SHO'S BANDMATES ARE A BUNCH OF WHORES, EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE ONE WITH BILLS DOWN HIS PANTS.

...WHORES.

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Date: 2009-03-27 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] still-ciircee.livejournal.com
THEY ARE BITCH WHORES WHO DESERVE WHAT SHO IS GOING TO GIVE THEM.

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Date: 2009-03-27 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uminohikari.livejournal.com
*LAUGHING* It is so like them to be calling each other while at the same table

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Date: 2009-03-27 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beltenebra.livejournal.com
Love, love, Love the whole thing. Espcially this:

"Me too," Nino said. "Cold, hard cash."

"…" said Aiba skeptically.

"Change," Nino explained. "Ice-cold coins right down his butt-crack."


Oh Nino, never change. ::grin:: If these are the bits that aren't making the cut... well suffice to say I am eagerly anticipating the rest. As always, thank you for writing!

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Date: 2009-03-27 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aidill.livejournal.com
I love the crazy conversations between them and the fact that, at the end, they all are in the same room! XD
Thanks for writing it!

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Date: 2009-03-28 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zazasukie.livejournal.com
The fact they're in the same room at the end crack me up badly XDXD
I loved it! And I'm dying to know Sho's plan *___*

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Date: 2009-03-30 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aatash.livejournal.com
I am so late but I love you so much. My day has brightened x 9,000 now. ♥

Hope that headache goes away soon. *hugs*

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