Mpreg day fics!

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not to detract from the update that I JUST did a few hours ago but...

Welcome to my Mpreg-Day ficlets!

First up, KH2 mpreg for lazulisong



"Admit it!" Riku shouted.

Sora froze, his keyblade dropping with a heavy, dull thunk as it dropped from his suddenly nerveless fingers. "Um?" he said helpfully.

"I'm fat and pimple-y and my hair is gross!" Riku growled.

"Um…" Sora, said winningly. Riku was huge, had bad acne, and his hair was oily.

Riku's eyes filled suddenly. "I hate this."

Sora hugged him close, patting his head. "Maybe, but you know, it's a baby. Our baby. So it's gonna be okay, Riku. And I love you no matter what." Making sure Riku's ear was pressed to his heart, he slid his patting hand over his other ear and flipped open his cell phone. "Kairi? He's crying again what should I---? Okay." He slid his hand away from Riku's ear and bent to whisper in it. "Hey, wanna go get some sea-salt ice cream?"

"Sea-salt ice cream? Sea-salt ice cream?" Riku howled. "What, so now you think I'm Axel? I bet you wish I were him, don't you! Admit it!"

"Abort, Kairi! No ice cream! Abort! Abort!"


And TRC mpreg for lyzzle…and any other TRC lovers on my list.



"Ashura…the man who will come after me…he's a scary person," Fai confided to the other one night.

Syaoran looked curious, Kurogane looked interested, and Sakura looked concerned. "How is he scary?" she asked, huddling closer to Syaoran.

"Well," Fai stretched and stared up at the stars. "He screams a lot. And he throws things. And he calls people names."

Mokona flicked an ear. "He sounds like Kuro-chi!"

Kurogane squashed him into a ball.

Fai shook his head. "Ashura, he changes quickly between personalities. It's why he's so dangerous. One second he's happy and laughing and the next he is shouting and shooting at you. You never know what to expect. So if he ever comes, you guys should run away."

"FAI!"

"And that's him, so run away," Fai made shooing motions at them as he leapt to his feet. "Ashura. Hey," he said genially.

Syaoran leapt in front of Fai. "He's our companion! If you want him, you'll have to come through us!" he challenged.

Cool and regal, Ashura flicked a disdainful glance at him. "Want him? Want him? After what he did? No, I don't want him."

Syaoran lowered his sword cautiously. "You don't?"

"No." Suddenly Ashura's face crumpled. "But our baby is going to need his daddy!" he sobbed, throwing open his long coat to reveal a hugely distended stomach. "How could you do it, Fai? How could you freeze me and run away?"

"He just ran away and left you?" Sakura asked, aghast.

Ashura sobbed into her shoulder.

Kurogane rounded on Fai. "You knocked him up, knocked him out, and ran away?"

"Hey!" Fai lifted both hands. "I just told you what he was like! I did what I had to do!"

"And what were you going to do with me?" Kurogane demanded.



And, finally, xxxholic mpreg for hydr0phobia and those on my f-list who read holic. Doumeki/Watanuki because they're, like, the only boys IN that one.



"I can't get over it," Watanuki said, staring at Doumeki. "You're so…peaceful."

Doumeki gave him a small smile. "I have to be."

"I mean," Watanuki went on, gesturing widely, "you see all the time on TV how pregnant women are moody and everything and you're just…calm."

"I try hard," Doumeki agreed. "It's what's best for the baby."

Watanuki nodded sagely. "You don't complain at all. You just put up with it all. The heartburn and the puking and the backaches and the swollen ankles and the fact that your bellybutton totally disappeared…"

"Yes."

"…and the stares of strangers, and the women who tell you you're too big to be only as far along as you are, and the having to pee all the time…"

"Mmhm."

"…and the indignity of the doctor's office, and the way you sort of grew boobs…"

"Kimihiro?"

"..and you're so cool with all of it and it's the middle of summer…"

"Kimihiro—"

"…and we're having a heat wave and…"

"Kimihiro!"

"Yes, Shizuka?"

"I meditate for hours to get this collected about all of this," Doumeki said dangerously. "And if talk for just three more seconds I am going to snap and kill you. For all the reasons you just listed. Understood?"

"…"

"Thank you."

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"I meditate for hours to get this collected about all of this," Doumeki said dangerously. "And if talk for just three more seconds I am going to snap and kill you. For all the reasons you just listed. Understood?"
LOLOL XD
that one really got me XD
Thanx for this and you sure made my day XD
;) XD