Ohmiya are totally not gay

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So instead of fixing the mess that I've made of the Hooker-verse porno, I am squeeing like an idiot because Ohmiya are totally not gay for each other at all.

Please see here for more details on the 'not gay'.



Five Nikki Entries That Nino Didn't Really Write

Take One:

Nino stared at the cursor sitting stubbornly at the end of 'happy birthday'. "Oh-chan!" he shouted.

"Nino!" Ohno yelled back over the sound of Nino's shower.

"My phone is channeling a cranky MatsuJun!"

The bathroom door cracked open and Ohno stuck his head out. "Stick a rhinestone on it," he suggested.

Nino looked at his nikki entry. "You…" he typed, "are my rhinestone." He looked at the new text and sighed, backspacing it away. He didn't feel like dying at Jun's hands on Ohno's birthday.


Take Two:

*clickflash*

"Nino? Did you just take a picture of my butt?"

"…no?"

"You can't put pictures of my naked butt on the internet. My mom reads your nikki."

"…what if you put on pants?"


Take Three:

Nino poked at his dinner, feeling like the phone in his pocket was mocking him. He looked at Ohno from under his lashes. It really wasn't sexy at all the way Ohno's cheeks bulged with food. Honestly, wasn't anything fine with a guy like that?

"You are my one noodle and my wonton soup both," he tried.

Ohno looked at him, crestfallen. "I thought you liked me more than that," he said.

"Eh?"

"You hate eating."


Take Four:

"Oh-chan," Nino said, resting his cheek against the smooth plane of Ohno's back. "Hey, Oh-chan."

Ohno mumbled and turned his head so that his face was no longer buried in Nino's pillow. His profile was marked out in moonlight and shadows and it struck Nino as being almost ridiculously beautiful. Especially for somebody like Ohno.

Nino turned his head away and watched his finger trace circles in the small of Ohno's back. "If you were me and you wanted to say something special to you, what would you say?"

"Hmmm," Ohno let out a long breath. "I love you almost as much as the DS?"


Take Five:

I love you more than the DS.

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I loved every word of it ... ^^