Ficlets for the Internet
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ciirceeYay! More fic for the interent. The offer for a drabble is still open, by the way. As long as you don't mind a wait, I will be willing to write you something from any of my fandoms as long as you leave me a person/paring and a prompt of some sort. You don't have to be on my flist to prompt me.
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tsuriken_pg who wanted Ohno having an AnAn shoot. With Nino. :D I had fun writing this.
One more reason AnAn rules
Ohno has been in the business for over half his life—he's entirely used to being naked with other people for work-time activities. He's not sure what to make of people who want to be naked with him during work-time. He looks down at the fainted model with a little bit of concern. "Now what?"
"NINOMIYA," shrieks their manager.
Nino looks up from prodding the model with his foot with a questioning sound.
"Oh," says Ohno. "Okay." He's comfortable being naked and close with Nino. They've showered together and he's washed Nino when his back hurt too much to do it himself. He can do anything with Nino. Their manager is so smart. He reaches over to help Nino peel out of his shirt.
Their manager looks at him. "No I meant he should stop—oh, what the hell. Have at," he sighs.
"I'll get the towel," says one of the photographer's assistants.
"Towel?" Ohno asks.
"No towel," says Nino. "And put that in the staff blog or the article. The fans will love it."
"Uh—" says the assistant.
"Trust me," says Nino, "the fans want to hear all about us touching ding-dongs."
"Ding-dongs," Ohno giggles, burying his face against Nino's naked shoulder. There's a camera flash and he peeks out and smiles again. "Nino is my fa~vorite person," he tells the photographer.
"Oh-chan, help me get my pants off."
"Move to the set area first," instructs the photographer.
"I'm going to get some aspirin," says their manager as the model wakes up only to faint again.
"I like this shoot," Ohno declares. He flashes a peace sign to the camera. "AnAn is number one."
This is forpunkheid who wanted Aiba/Jun with a Sho-Jun battle for Aiba's hand in marriage. I hope this mostly suits even though I took liberties with the prompt.
All's well that ends well
"I want to marry Aiba-chan," Sho declares one day. He's looking deeply in to Nino's eyes as he says it. Or trying to.
Nino makes an annoyed sound and pecks Sho on the lips before going back to his game.
"Hey," says Jun with a frown.
"Jun-kun wants to marry Aiba-chan," Ohno says without looking up from his drawing.
"Hey!" says Jun.
"I'm marrying Aiba-chan," Sho tells them all.
Aiba bursts in to the room. "I'm sorry I'm late!"
"You'll have to fight it out later," Ohno says peacefully.
"Huh?" says Aiba.
But the AD comes in at that moment and hustles them all to the set.
"How are you going to settle things?" Ohno asks Sho as they pause for a reset. "You and Jun are totally opposites."
Beside him, Nino snorts and begins to shuffle his cards.
"That's a good idea," Ohno says. "You can play Janken for him."
Sho looks at Jun. "Go," he says.
Jun throws rock.
So does Sho.
The next throw they both do rock again. And then scissors.
"Ready in five," calls the production assistant. "Four."
Sho and Jun both throw paper.
Aiba throws scissors. "I win!"
"Three—"
"You could have a cook-off," Ohno suggests.
Nino laughs so hard he falls off the couch and nearly brains himself on the table.
"It could be stuff neither of you knows how to make, so that it'd be fair," Ohno goes on serenely.
Sho looks at Jun.
"You're on," Jun tells him.
"On what?" Aiba asks, breezing in with a hair-dresser following him, taking swipes with a brush at the back of his head.
"They're having a cook off," Ohno tells him.
"I'm in, too!" Aiba chirps. "I want to make mabo ice cream!"
"I don't like it," Nino declares sweetly.
"You never like anything," Jun tells Nino.
Sho pokes at his dish. "I don't think anybody should actually eat this," he says gloomily.
"Mabo ice cream is really good," Ohno says happily.
"I win!" Aiba celebrates.
"If you're going to marry Aiba-chan," Ohno says out of the blue, draping himself around the driver's seat, "then you have to be good with animals."
"I'm great with animals!" Sho says, settling back in the front seat of Nino's car.
Nino makes a sound that says he doesn't agree with that sentiment.
Jun looks out the window. "I'll definitely win," he says.
Aiba piles in to the car. "Where are we going to drink?" he asks.
"We're going to the zoo," Ohno says.
"What?" both Sho and Jun shriek.
Ohno looks at them amiably. "That's where the animals are," he says as though this should be obvious.
Nino laughs so hard that he drops his head to the steering wheel, accidentally blowing the horn.
"Is it still bleeding, Sho-kun?" Ohno asks with placid worry.
"Jun's is still bleeding," Nino reports.
The zookeeper, who happens to be a fan of theirs, all but trips over himself to get more gauze out of the first aid kit.
"You guys should totally leave this sort of thing to me," Aiba tells them both, his hands on his hips. "I'm the expert."
"A dance off," Ohno says decidedly.
"No," says Sho.
"Yes," says Jun. Then, "Are you going to forfeit?"
Sho shakes his head, looking resolute.
Nino looks between them. Ohno pats Nino. "You can be the judge," he tells him.
"Oh-chan wins," Nino declares, picking up his DS and ignoring them all.
"Wins what?" Aiba asks, trailing in to the studio.
"The dance off," Nino says.
"Oh-chan is the best dancer," Aiba agrees.
"Look, we have to settle this," Jun tells Sho. "We can't keep having stupid battles over who gets to make a move on him."
Sho blinks at him. "You're serious."
"Of course I'm serious," says Jun. "All the stupidity aside—way aside—I…what?"
Sho is blinking and blinking. "You're serious about Aiba," he says.
Jun stares at Sho. "You said you…?" he starts.
Aiba tumbles in to the room. "Who said he what?" he asks.
"I said I was going to marry Aiba-chan," Sho says gleefully.
"Oh." Aiba kisses him on the mouth exuberantly. "Okay."
Sho wipes his mouth on his arm at the same time as Nino makes an outraged growl.
"Sorry, Aiba-chan," Ohno says, putting his arms around Nino's waist. "Nino and I want Sho-chan."
"We're not going to get married," Sho says to Aiba. "I was just playing around with Nino. I didn't know Jun was going to fight me over it and take it seriously."
Nino makes another outraged growl.
"Well, now you've done it," Ohno says mournfully as Nino frees himself and stalks out of the room. He takes Sho's hand and tugs him to the door. "Now we both have to apologize. Nino hates losing."
Aiba watches them go with a fond look. "We're a great group," he declares.
Jun flops on the couch and buries his face in a magazine. "Whatever," he says. "We're weirdos. And they're gross."
Aiba kneels in front of him and pushes the magazine down just enough so that he can peek over the top and see Jun's eyes. "I don't mind being gross if it's with you," Aiba tells him.
Jun looks up because Aiba is sincere. "Shut up," he says.
But when Aiba climbs on to the couch to sit beside him Jun doesn't push him away.
This is for
tsuriken_pg who wanted Ohno having an AnAn shoot. With Nino. :D I had fun writing this.One more reason AnAn rules
Ohno has been in the business for over half his life—he's entirely used to being naked with other people for work-time activities. He's not sure what to make of people who want to be naked with him during work-time. He looks down at the fainted model with a little bit of concern. "Now what?"
"NINOMIYA," shrieks their manager.
Nino looks up from prodding the model with his foot with a questioning sound.
"Oh," says Ohno. "Okay." He's comfortable being naked and close with Nino. They've showered together and he's washed Nino when his back hurt too much to do it himself. He can do anything with Nino. Their manager is so smart. He reaches over to help Nino peel out of his shirt.
Their manager looks at him. "No I meant he should stop—oh, what the hell. Have at," he sighs.
"I'll get the towel," says one of the photographer's assistants.
"Towel?" Ohno asks.
"No towel," says Nino. "And put that in the staff blog or the article. The fans will love it."
"Uh—" says the assistant.
"Trust me," says Nino, "the fans want to hear all about us touching ding-dongs."
"Ding-dongs," Ohno giggles, burying his face against Nino's naked shoulder. There's a camera flash and he peeks out and smiles again. "Nino is my fa~vorite person," he tells the photographer.
"Oh-chan, help me get my pants off."
"Move to the set area first," instructs the photographer.
"I'm going to get some aspirin," says their manager as the model wakes up only to faint again.
"I like this shoot," Ohno declares. He flashes a peace sign to the camera. "AnAn is number one."
This is for
punkheid who wanted Aiba/Jun with a Sho-Jun battle for Aiba's hand in marriage. I hope this mostly suits even though I took liberties with the prompt.All's well that ends well
"I want to marry Aiba-chan," Sho declares one day. He's looking deeply in to Nino's eyes as he says it. Or trying to.
Nino makes an annoyed sound and pecks Sho on the lips before going back to his game.
"Hey," says Jun with a frown.
"Jun-kun wants to marry Aiba-chan," Ohno says without looking up from his drawing.
"Hey!" says Jun.
"I'm marrying Aiba-chan," Sho tells them all.
Aiba bursts in to the room. "I'm sorry I'm late!"
"You'll have to fight it out later," Ohno says peacefully.
"Huh?" says Aiba.
But the AD comes in at that moment and hustles them all to the set.
"How are you going to settle things?" Ohno asks Sho as they pause for a reset. "You and Jun are totally opposites."
Beside him, Nino snorts and begins to shuffle his cards.
"That's a good idea," Ohno says. "You can play Janken for him."
Sho looks at Jun. "Go," he says.
Jun throws rock.
So does Sho.
The next throw they both do rock again. And then scissors.
"Ready in five," calls the production assistant. "Four."
Sho and Jun both throw paper.
Aiba throws scissors. "I win!"
"Three—"
"You could have a cook-off," Ohno suggests.
Nino laughs so hard he falls off the couch and nearly brains himself on the table.
"It could be stuff neither of you knows how to make, so that it'd be fair," Ohno goes on serenely.
Sho looks at Jun.
"You're on," Jun tells him.
"On what?" Aiba asks, breezing in with a hair-dresser following him, taking swipes with a brush at the back of his head.
"They're having a cook off," Ohno tells him.
"I'm in, too!" Aiba chirps. "I want to make mabo ice cream!"
"I don't like it," Nino declares sweetly.
"You never like anything," Jun tells Nino.
Sho pokes at his dish. "I don't think anybody should actually eat this," he says gloomily.
"Mabo ice cream is really good," Ohno says happily.
"I win!" Aiba celebrates.
"If you're going to marry Aiba-chan," Ohno says out of the blue, draping himself around the driver's seat, "then you have to be good with animals."
"I'm great with animals!" Sho says, settling back in the front seat of Nino's car.
Nino makes a sound that says he doesn't agree with that sentiment.
Jun looks out the window. "I'll definitely win," he says.
Aiba piles in to the car. "Where are we going to drink?" he asks.
"We're going to the zoo," Ohno says.
"What?" both Sho and Jun shriek.
Ohno looks at them amiably. "That's where the animals are," he says as though this should be obvious.
Nino laughs so hard that he drops his head to the steering wheel, accidentally blowing the horn.
"Is it still bleeding, Sho-kun?" Ohno asks with placid worry.
"Jun's is still bleeding," Nino reports.
The zookeeper, who happens to be a fan of theirs, all but trips over himself to get more gauze out of the first aid kit.
"You guys should totally leave this sort of thing to me," Aiba tells them both, his hands on his hips. "I'm the expert."
"A dance off," Ohno says decidedly.
"No," says Sho.
"Yes," says Jun. Then, "Are you going to forfeit?"
Sho shakes his head, looking resolute.
Nino looks between them. Ohno pats Nino. "You can be the judge," he tells him.
"Oh-chan wins," Nino declares, picking up his DS and ignoring them all.
"Wins what?" Aiba asks, trailing in to the studio.
"The dance off," Nino says.
"Oh-chan is the best dancer," Aiba agrees.
"Look, we have to settle this," Jun tells Sho. "We can't keep having stupid battles over who gets to make a move on him."
Sho blinks at him. "You're serious."
"Of course I'm serious," says Jun. "All the stupidity aside—way aside—I…what?"
Sho is blinking and blinking. "You're serious about Aiba," he says.
Jun stares at Sho. "You said you…?" he starts.
Aiba tumbles in to the room. "Who said he what?" he asks.
"I said I was going to marry Aiba-chan," Sho says gleefully.
"Oh." Aiba kisses him on the mouth exuberantly. "Okay."
Sho wipes his mouth on his arm at the same time as Nino makes an outraged growl.
"Sorry, Aiba-chan," Ohno says, putting his arms around Nino's waist. "Nino and I want Sho-chan."
"We're not going to get married," Sho says to Aiba. "I was just playing around with Nino. I didn't know Jun was going to fight me over it and take it seriously."
Nino makes another outraged growl.
"Well, now you've done it," Ohno says mournfully as Nino frees himself and stalks out of the room. He takes Sho's hand and tugs him to the door. "Now we both have to apologize. Nino hates losing."
Aiba watches them go with a fond look. "We're a great group," he declares.
Jun flops on the couch and buries his face in a magazine. "Whatever," he says. "We're weirdos. And they're gross."
Aiba kneels in front of him and pushes the magazine down just enough so that he can peek over the top and see Jun's eyes. "I don't mind being gross if it's with you," Aiba tells him.
Jun looks up because Aiba is sincere. "Shut up," he says.
But when Aiba climbs on to the couch to sit beside him Jun doesn't push him away.
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Date: 2010-02-06 05:44 pm (UTC)I can't decide which i like better. Ohmiya having naked time, or Arashi goofing around and in love with each other?
I refuse to pick.
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Date: 2010-02-06 05:56 pm (UTC)Jun flops on the couch and buries his face in a magazine. "Whatever," he says. "We're weirdos. And they're gross."
THAT IS EVERYTHING I LOVE ABOUT ARASHI RIGHT THERE. Ohno being an evil fucker, Nino amused at the whole thing, Sho is caught up in the whirlwind and doesn't read the atmosphere properly, Aiba thinks they're all awesome, and Jun thinks they're all gross. PERFECT.
I don't think I stopped grinning the whole way through. I think they should have battles for EVERYTHING now. Like, who gets the front seat in the van to take them to the studio? EATING CONTEST, WHOEVER EATS THE MOST ICE CREAM GETS THE GOOD SEAT! \o/
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Date: 2010-02-06 11:15 pm (UTC)And seriously, Arashi and Japan should just love us and give us an AnAn shoot with all 5 of them together being gorgeous and naked. *_______* WHO NEEDS CHICKS IN THE SHOOT? NOT ME!
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Date: 2010-02-07 12:03 am (UTC):D :D :D :D :D ILU.
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Date: 2010-02-07 01:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-08 12:08 am (UTC)"Oh," says Ohno. "Okay." ... ... Their manager is so smart....
I esp. love how Ohchan automatically assumes, fufufu~
Thank you for a lovely drabble~♥ :D
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Date: 2010-02-22 10:00 am (UTC)AHHHH, THANK YOU! Thank you so much! It's brilliant! The fact that neither of them ever win made me so fantastically happy, as well as inducing much laughter. Sho's glee, ahh, so endearing and amusing! Jun taking it seriously made my stomach fluttery, and Aiba's having no clue what was going on was executed just as I imagined (I also love that he was always bursting in, as I have always, for some reason, found people appearing suddenly extraordinarily amusing), and Aiba in general was highly lovable. And overall, the fact that this method seemed like a perfectly normal idea at the beginning was just great. I'm so glad that the offer extends to everyone!