You know what I'd buy five of?

[ciircee]

Thinking about concert goods today and you know what they SHOULD make? Arashi soap. Individual member-soap and group-soap! In their colors! With their names (or the band name) on them! Would that not be awesome?


Take your next bath with Arashi!

Comments

[opaquebubble.livejournal.com]

You are such a genius ♥

Though at first I pictured soap carved in their images. The name thing is so much...less inappropriate.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

"Oh," Ohno said sadly.

Everybody looked at him. "Satoshi?" Sho asked after a moment.

Ohno continued to stare at his soap. "I thought it would be carved like faces or something."

"..." said Arashi.

"I wanted to wash my bits with Nino."

Nino collapsed to the floor in a blushing, spastic flail that generally meant joy.

"Sho?" Jun asked in a strangled voice.

"I AM BUSY POKING MY OWN EYES OUT," Sho told him.

Aiba frowned at his soap. "I want face soap!" he injected.

"Yours would have your mouth wide open," Nino said from the floor. "Because you're always talking." He took a deep breath and so did everybody else as they thought about it.

"NO I DON'T WANT THAT!" Aiba said loudly.

"I want to wash with Aiba every morning," Nino said heartfeltedly.

"Me too!" Ohno put in. Then, "Jun's soap would have glitter in it and scratch you but still be nice."

"SHO!" said Jun.

"ONCE I TEAR MY EARS OFF," Sho promised him faithfully.

[opaquebubble.livejournal.com]

ILU. *______*

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

This is why they DON'T HAVE SOAP. Because if they did, Ohno would carve it with his clay tools and Sho and Jun would kill themselves in a suicide pact of some sort. Plus, Ohno and Nino and Aiba would never stop talking about it and giggling like fools on television.

Thank you for stopping by to encourage my brain!

[opaquebubble.livejournal.com]

*sigh* We can dream anyway? IT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN.

♥ Aaaanytime. :D