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ciirceeDespite everything, today wasn't too bad. The sun was out for the first time in a week. My brother and I laughed on the phone. Prince William got married (shut up, he seems like such a NICE young man and I am happy for him) and, all in all, I was able to smile today.
In a way it was better today than the rest of the month put together. Making it through all the firsts...I can absolutely make it through all the rest. Thank you all for being there for me. I love you guys. ♥
And now...Kpop fic.
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the_suit_case. SHINee fanfic. It's probably way, way off from who they actually are and if that's the case, I can always take this down. I just wanted to write something and this was in my head. Written in under an hour.
In & Out
Onew meets a red-headed American woman and falls in love. It takes him about a week to propose.
"I'm getting married. She thinks we should elope," Onew says, coming home to the dorm from wherever it was that he just proposed. "We don't have anything today, do we?"
Jonghyun immediately turns and hands Minho five dollars. "I thought for sure the weekend. He doesn't even have a sketchpad."
"Oh," says Onew. He shrugs mildly. "I used hers instead." He holds up his hand. "Then she put a bandage on my finger from where I stabbed myself with her pencil and said yes. I want to get married now, if I can."
Key, holding his hand out to Minho for the money, smiles at their Leader. "Taemin is in school but since we're busy from tomorrow on, we can go get him."
"Isn't it illegal to take a kid out of school if you're not his mom?" Jonghyun says. Then. "Oh, but Key already IS Taemin's—OW! STOP BITING ME."
"Ah," says Onew, smiling so that his eyes make half-moons in his face. "Jonghyun's comment has come back to bite him!"
Jonghyun puts an arm around Onew's shoulders. "Let's go get Taemin so you can get married," he says kindly. "Can I give the speech at the reception?" he asks as they troop out to find a car to take them to get their youngest member.
Taemin's school is very, very popular with teenage girls. There are a lot of teenage girls inside the building and out. SHINee is in big trouble and they know it. "Jonghyun," Key beckons him closer. "We need a distraction so that I can go in and get Taemin without causing a scene and revealing the fact of a wedding."
Jonghyun nods. "In The Art of War," he starts to say.
Minho walks away.
"There's a passage about—"
"No, no, no, nothing like that," Key interrupts. "Just—Leader what's wrong?"
Directly across the street from Taemin's school is a kindergarten, a preschool. There are lots and lots of tiny children inside but, because it's that time of day, they are streaming outside to play in the sun and fresh air on their little swings and miniature jungle gyms.
Onew can see them.
He sees the children and one little one has red bows in hair hair, long and floppy ones that lay over her hair and, "WHAT IF SHE WANTS A BABY?" Onew realizes out loud.
"Leader!" Key hugs him. "Leader, don't worry, you won't drop your own baby!"
"He dropped his own puppy," Jonghyun reminds Key.
"I DROPPED MY PUPPY," Onew agrees.
Key looks at Jonghyun. "Fix this," he hisses. "And then help me get Taemin out without causing a scene."
"Maybe she won't let you hold the baby," Jonghyun obediently tells Onew, hugging him so hard that they sway with it.
"WHAT IF SHE DOES?" Onew demands. He is not normally one to freak out but this is huge. Normally he can laugh this off but this is just way too huge. Besides, he figures it's better to get it all out now so that he doesn't have to do it after the wedding. "What if I accidentally try to crack the baby like a walnut?"
Key looks around frantically. There are small children staring at them and teenaged girls approaching. "Leader, shut up!"
"He has a point," Jonghyun says fairly.
Minho stops and smiles. "Lee Taemin?" he asks politely.
"Just one moment."
"What if the baby is like ME?" Onew finds one more worry. Admittedly, this one is somewhat small. "Not the good stuff but the clumsy stuff. It costs money to put teeth back in!"
"But there are so many more great things about you!" Jonghyun comforts, hugging him harder and rocking from side to side. "Like maybe it'll be able to do the Donald—Key, stop hitting!"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Key moans at them. There are girls staring at them. "Do you want them to guess? Do you want to die today? Do you want Taemin to come out of his classes and see us slaughtered in the parking lot like some sort of human sacrifice to the greater gods of fangirls?"
Onew and Jonghyun both stare at him.
Key smacks Jonghyun on the head again. "You're causing a scene!"
Jonghyun looks at Onew. "At least you can't be as bad a mom as Key."
"GOD DAMN IT," Key shrieks.
"Hyung?" Taemin smiles in confusion. "Why are you here?"
"You're old enough to sign yourself out from classes, right?"
Taemin nods. "Yes but it has to be for work. Do we have work?"
Minho hesitates and then nods. "For Leader."
"For—Oh! Did he finally propo—"
"After, we're having a free dinner at a buffet," Minho interrupts smoothly. "An 'all you can eat' one."
"Oh my god, really?!"
"Where does he sign to leave?"
"Really?"
"We'll have to leave them," Onew says, backing away toward the car. He's staring at the tiny children lined up at the fence and smiling sweetly at him, waving their pudgy hands. "Minho can take care of himself. He's scary."
"True," Jonghyun says. He is backing away from the steadily creeping closer teenager girls. "Sometimes the good of the many outweighs the good of the few."
"Yeah…" Key says. He is holding his ground. "But. Taemin…"
"This is why we call you 'umma'," Jonghyun points out reasonably. "For much more than the fact that we think you're cute when you're mad."
Key looks torn.
"What's going on?" Taemin asks as Minho leads the way out of the building.
Minho slings an arm around his shoulders and leads him to the car. "HEECHUL-HYUNG," he calls loudly, waving.
"Heechul?" Taemin perks up.
The girls whirl away, trying to find Heechul.
Minho gets in to the car and buckles his safety belt.
"HEECHUL? WHERE?"
Yesung stops like a deer in the headlights.
"WHERE IS HEECHUL?"
"Heechul is in China, Minho," Jonghyung scolds.
Minho doesn't answer.
"Was the proposal an accident?" Taemin wants to know. "Because if that's the case, somebody owes me money."
"No," Onew says. Then. "Well. I didn't mean to until she said she loves fried chicken."
Taemin turns in his seat and looks at Key.
"It doesn't co—oh, okay," Key says, handing over the money. "But only because he didn't have a ring."
"Hey," Onew taps the driver on the shoulder. "Can we stop at a jewelry store?"
"WE ARE GETTING MARRIED," Key shrieks over the wailing crowd of women. "ALL OF US TO EACH OTHER, I PROMISE."
In a way it was better today than the rest of the month put together. Making it through all the firsts...I can absolutely make it through all the rest. Thank you all for being there for me. I love you guys. ♥
And now...Kpop fic.
This is for
the_suit_case. SHINee fanfic. It's probably way, way off from who they actually are and if that's the case, I can always take this down. I just wanted to write something and this was in my head. Written in under an hour.In & Out
Onew meets a red-headed American woman and falls in love. It takes him about a week to propose.
"I'm getting married. She thinks we should elope," Onew says, coming home to the dorm from wherever it was that he just proposed. "We don't have anything today, do we?"
Jonghyun immediately turns and hands Minho five dollars. "I thought for sure the weekend. He doesn't even have a sketchpad."
"Oh," says Onew. He shrugs mildly. "I used hers instead." He holds up his hand. "Then she put a bandage on my finger from where I stabbed myself with her pencil and said yes. I want to get married now, if I can."
Key, holding his hand out to Minho for the money, smiles at their Leader. "Taemin is in school but since we're busy from tomorrow on, we can go get him."
"Isn't it illegal to take a kid out of school if you're not his mom?" Jonghyun says. Then. "Oh, but Key already IS Taemin's—OW! STOP BITING ME."
"Ah," says Onew, smiling so that his eyes make half-moons in his face. "Jonghyun's comment has come back to bite him!"
Jonghyun puts an arm around Onew's shoulders. "Let's go get Taemin so you can get married," he says kindly. "Can I give the speech at the reception?" he asks as they troop out to find a car to take them to get their youngest member.
Taemin's school is very, very popular with teenage girls. There are a lot of teenage girls inside the building and out. SHINee is in big trouble and they know it. "Jonghyun," Key beckons him closer. "We need a distraction so that I can go in and get Taemin without causing a scene and revealing the fact of a wedding."
Jonghyun nods. "In The Art of War," he starts to say.
Minho walks away.
"There's a passage about—"
"No, no, no, nothing like that," Key interrupts. "Just—Leader what's wrong?"
Directly across the street from Taemin's school is a kindergarten, a preschool. There are lots and lots of tiny children inside but, because it's that time of day, they are streaming outside to play in the sun and fresh air on their little swings and miniature jungle gyms.
Onew can see them.
He sees the children and one little one has red bows in hair hair, long and floppy ones that lay over her hair and, "WHAT IF SHE WANTS A BABY?" Onew realizes out loud.
"Leader!" Key hugs him. "Leader, don't worry, you won't drop your own baby!"
"He dropped his own puppy," Jonghyun reminds Key.
"I DROPPED MY PUPPY," Onew agrees.
Key looks at Jonghyun. "Fix this," he hisses. "And then help me get Taemin out without causing a scene."
"Maybe she won't let you hold the baby," Jonghyun obediently tells Onew, hugging him so hard that they sway with it.
"WHAT IF SHE DOES?" Onew demands. He is not normally one to freak out but this is huge. Normally he can laugh this off but this is just way too huge. Besides, he figures it's better to get it all out now so that he doesn't have to do it after the wedding. "What if I accidentally try to crack the baby like a walnut?"
Key looks around frantically. There are small children staring at them and teenaged girls approaching. "Leader, shut up!"
"He has a point," Jonghyun says fairly.
Minho stops and smiles. "Lee Taemin?" he asks politely.
"Just one moment."
"What if the baby is like ME?" Onew finds one more worry. Admittedly, this one is somewhat small. "Not the good stuff but the clumsy stuff. It costs money to put teeth back in!"
"But there are so many more great things about you!" Jonghyun comforts, hugging him harder and rocking from side to side. "Like maybe it'll be able to do the Donald—Key, stop hitting!"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Key moans at them. There are girls staring at them. "Do you want them to guess? Do you want to die today? Do you want Taemin to come out of his classes and see us slaughtered in the parking lot like some sort of human sacrifice to the greater gods of fangirls?"
Onew and Jonghyun both stare at him.
Key smacks Jonghyun on the head again. "You're causing a scene!"
Jonghyun looks at Onew. "At least you can't be as bad a mom as Key."
"GOD DAMN IT," Key shrieks.
"Hyung?" Taemin smiles in confusion. "Why are you here?"
"You're old enough to sign yourself out from classes, right?"
Taemin nods. "Yes but it has to be for work. Do we have work?"
Minho hesitates and then nods. "For Leader."
"For—Oh! Did he finally propo—"
"After, we're having a free dinner at a buffet," Minho interrupts smoothly. "An 'all you can eat' one."
"Oh my god, really?!"
"Where does he sign to leave?"
"Really?"
"We'll have to leave them," Onew says, backing away toward the car. He's staring at the tiny children lined up at the fence and smiling sweetly at him, waving their pudgy hands. "Minho can take care of himself. He's scary."
"True," Jonghyun says. He is backing away from the steadily creeping closer teenager girls. "Sometimes the good of the many outweighs the good of the few."
"Yeah…" Key says. He is holding his ground. "But. Taemin…"
"This is why we call you 'umma'," Jonghyun points out reasonably. "For much more than the fact that we think you're cute when you're mad."
Key looks torn.
"What's going on?" Taemin asks as Minho leads the way out of the building.
Minho slings an arm around his shoulders and leads him to the car. "HEECHUL-HYUNG," he calls loudly, waving.
"Heechul?" Taemin perks up.
The girls whirl away, trying to find Heechul.
Minho gets in to the car and buckles his safety belt.
"HEECHUL? WHERE?"
Yesung stops like a deer in the headlights.
"WHERE IS HEECHUL?"
"Heechul is in China, Minho," Jonghyung scolds.
Minho doesn't answer.
"Was the proposal an accident?" Taemin wants to know. "Because if that's the case, somebody owes me money."
"No," Onew says. Then. "Well. I didn't mean to until she said she loves fried chicken."
Taemin turns in his seat and looks at Key.
"It doesn't co—oh, okay," Key says, handing over the money. "But only because he didn't have a ring."
"Hey," Onew taps the driver on the shoulder. "Can we stop at a jewelry store?"
"WE ARE GETTING MARRIED," Key shrieks over the wailing crowd of women. "ALL OF US TO EACH OTHER, I PROMISE."
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