Writer's Block: Left Behind

[ciircee]

[Error: unknown template qotd]I'm hoping that my friends will use my body to distract the zombies so that they can escape from wherever it is that the zombies boxed us in. Feel free to turn me into bite-sized chunks and lay out a fake trail to lead them off, you guys!

PS. Use me while I am STILL FRESH. As Amy pointed out: Zombies like warm brains.

Comments

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

Like Nino you are EVIL and yet I love you.

She's four--I could almost get away with it. Why aren't I doing this? Damn me!

[fluttering.livejournal.com]

It's our similarities that warm you to my evil ways. :D

YOU SHOULD DO THIS. Why deprive your children of such knowledge. :/

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

I deprive them of this because I am teaching them to be independant! They can bully their friends into this fandom and make their friends write them 'Arashi gets molested by their senpai' fic.

[fluttering.livejournal.com]

That is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said, ever.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

It's also totally true.

Me: See how Mom's friends get stuff out of Mom? By being awesome and knowing that Mom will bite if they throw enough praise or ideas at her?

13-year-old: *looks* Hey, Mom? Do you want to watch Naruto with me? :D :D :D

Me: ...a;lsdk; BACK, SPAWN OF SATAN. MAKE ASHLEY AND BRITTNEY WATCH IT.

[fluttering.livejournal.com]

dying your kids are bullies!