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Because I am a heartless bitch?

Once upon a time Nino tried to do Ohno but Jun cock blocked him. So Nino did Aiba and they both traumatized Jun with the details. Shortly thereafter Sho tried to join TOKIO but got groped instead.

Edited Date: 2009-01-31 06:53 pm (UTC)

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I want a sequel where Nino joins TOKIO to spite Sho. ):

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You're just lucky I like you, woman!

Once upon a time, Nino was a ferret-faced little rat who liked to make his friends cry. One of his friends, the sane one named Sho, tried to join TOKIO but was totally rejected (as you would expect). That rejection came with a lot of groping--from both Arashi and TOKIO (as you would expect). Sho cried for a week solid and Nino thought he should cheer Sho up by joining TOKIO himself.

Now, the members of TOKIO were pretty smart. They KNEW they did not want a Ninomiya in their group. But they ALSO knew that Nino was--as stated earlier--a ferret-faced little rat. So they devised a plan to make Ninomiya change his evil mind.

TOKIO let Nino become a member and, the moment he had finished informing Sho about his new status, they promptly made him their bitch. Since they were all older, wiser, and (most importantly) mostly taller there was nothing that Nino could do. Band-bitch Nino was forced to do the embarrassing poses, be the idiot, and (most importantly) be the member who got groped the most. In public.

Nino was stubborn and lasted almost two whole days as a part of TOKIO. Then he fled back to Arashi and cried on Captain's shoulder, vowing to change his ways. Ohno patted him (because he didn't know what was going on) and Aiba patted him (because he has a soft spot for Nino) and Jun openly mocked him. Sho reminded everybody that they were supposed to be filming a commercial.

A week later a very grateful Sho bought drinks for TOKIO and let them grope him. In public.

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Ten bucks if you read this to your youngest as a bedtime story. :D :D

♥

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Like Nino you are EVIL and yet I love you.

She's four--I could almost get away with it. Why aren't I doing this? Damn me!

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It's our similarities that warm you to my evil ways. :D

YOU SHOULD DO THIS. Why deprive your children of such knowledge. :/

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I deprive them of this because I am teaching them to be independant! They can bully their friends into this fandom and make their friends write them 'Arashi gets molested by their senpai' fic.

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That is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said, ever.

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It's also totally true.

Me: See how Mom's friends get stuff out of Mom? By being awesome and knowing that Mom will bite if they throw enough praise or ideas at her?

13-year-old: *looks* Hey, Mom? Do you want to watch Naruto with me? :D :D :D

Me: ...a;lsdk; BACK, SPAWN OF SATAN. MAKE ASHLEY AND BRITTNEY WATCH IT.

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dying your kids are bullies!

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I ♥ U.

I'll never let the zombies take you! NEVER!

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Save yourself! I want you to live! ♥!

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I need more details on how TOKIO managed to avoid getting suckered in by Nino's kicked!puppy face.

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"B-but," said Tatsuya.

"No," said Nagase.

"Look at him!" Tatsuya howled.

Nino was sitting in the hall outside TOKIO's resting room. TOKIO were standing around a video monitor in the security office.

"He IS kinda cute," Taichi said.

"No, he isn't," said Matsuoka. "It's a facade. He's EVIL."

Joshima, who had been sitting silently and listening to his band talk, suddenly stood up. "We'll let him join," he said.

Nagase folded his arms. "Since when have YOU been stupid?" he wanted to know.

"He's shorter than Taichi," Joshima began.

"Hey!" said Taichi.

"He's right," Matsuoka agreed, nodding to Taichi. "Ninomiya is taller."

"ALMOST as short as Taichi," Joshima corrected. "And he's younger than Tomobaby."

Nagase smiled, understanding his leader completely. "Arashi is certainly popular right now. They can surely spare one, tiny, weaselly member," he said. One by one, the other members began to smile as well.

Tatsuya was the only one still frowning. "But he's a BABY," he said. "He's tiny! We can't make him the bitch!"

On the screen, Nino went from looking like a kicked puppy to looking like a kicked puppy in the rain.

Joshima patted Tatsuya on the back. Nagase slapped him upside the head. "Do it for your son," they chorused.

"You know," said Taichi to Matsuoka as they followed the other three out the door to accept Nino into their rans, "even though it never makes sense, that ALWAYS works."

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There needs to be a sequel. In which Joshima and Nagase attempt to desensitize the remaining 3 TOKIO members to Nino's kicked!puppy look through video footage playback like they do for sports. And it should fail. GIMME. *makes grabby hands*

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You're lucky that I love you, too.

Nagase stood behind Taichi and Matsuoka, holding the dvd remote in his hand. He gave them no warning, simply hit play. Suddenly the television was filled with Nino's face--his soulful, hopeful eyes, his downturned lips, the slight blush in his cheeks, the quivering chin with its cute little mole.

"Nino!" Matsuoka said worriedly, jolting in his chair.

Taichi had dropped to his knees on the floor. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

Nagase hit pause. "No," he said firmly. "Nobody acknowledges that face. Nobody is sorry. Not even a tiny bit. No matter what face he makes, you'll ignore it or heap another task on it." He hauled Taichi back into his seat. "We're going to do this until you can manage it. I don't care if it's another two hours."

In the room next door, Joshima was working with Tatsuya. "You can do this," he said soothingly. "It won't kill him to cry a little." Stealthily he, too, hit the play button for his dvd player.

Again, Nino's small face captured the screen: infinitely sad, unutterably alone in the world. "Obviously fake," Joshima said.

"Baby," Tatsuya crooned, hugging the television, "Poor baby. Papa is here. Papa will make it better."

"That's not your son," Joshima sighed.

"Right, right." Tatsuya let go of the television and took his seat again. "That's Ninomiya and he's evil. I will ignore that face or I will give him something else, something more horrible, to do."

Joshima skipped to the next scene.

Nino had tears in his eyes.

Tatsuya leapt up.

"DO IT FOR YOUR SON," Joshima bellowed.

"So, Nino-chan," Nagase said, "it's Saturday. In TOKIO that's the day that the group baby treats everybody to lunch."

Nino's face slowly crumpled.

Tatsuya, Taichi, and Matsuoka all looked horrified, heartbroken, and ready to apologize.

Joshima sighed. He hadn't wanted it to come to this but if he wanted this plan to work, he was out of options. He dropped his hand and gave Nino an open-handed pat on the ass.

Nino squeaked, his eyes suddenly wide in his face.

"That," Taichi said in a strangled voice, "that was the cutest sound I have ever heard."

"Look at his face," Matsuoka cooed. He reached out and gave Nino a pat of his own.

Nino nearly climbed Tatsuya. "Hey!" he said.

Tatsuya cuddled him and then pinched his ass. "Oh my God," he said. "You might be even cuter than Pi. You're adorable."

Nagase smiled as Nino scrambled out of Tatsuya's arms. "You're so cute we could just. Eat. You. Up."

Nino darted past his outstretched hands and into the hall. "Lunch!" he shrieked. "My treat!"

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I love you ~~and Taichi and Matsuoka and Yamaguchi.~~ ♥♥♥♥♥

And I also love technology. XD Ah, video footage playbacks are the best. ^.^b Joshima and Nagase should totally film footage of Arashi falling at Nino's feet and then go to TOKIO, "See this? DO NOT DO THIS!" XDDD

I need more Arashi/TOKIO interactions. *sadfaces at Johnny*

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Johnny won't give it to us because it would be TOO awesome.

(Ohno: Thank you for molesting Nino and letting him come back to us, Matsu-nii!

Matsuoka: *molests Nino* You're welcome!)

We'll know Johnny is desperate when he starts to give us the things we want most.

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Why are people afraid of so much awesome? DDD: It doesn't make sense.

(God, what I wouldn't give to have Matsuoka on Shukudai-kun so he could fawn over Aiba and Ohno. *_____*)

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Johnny isn't afraid of the awesome--he's just high on power. Why give us exactly what we want in one package when he can dole it out piecemeal and have us buy a dozen different things in the HOPES of our much-wanted awesome being there?

(I KNOW. It's always cute when Arashi gets fawned over by their senpai. Tatsuya messing up Aiba's hair on TSD? a;lskdfj MOAR PLZ.)

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Clearly, Johnny knows exactly what he is doing and we fangirls just have to hope he's in a good mood when he decides to release things. WHY, JOHNNY, WHY. YOU KNOW WE'LL GIVE YOU OUR MONEY HAPPILY TAKE PITY ON US. ;_____;

(dadhasjda and Higashiyama on TSD? Messing with Aiba? dhasdjahdja. Also, while watching GnA 34, I noticed that during Aiba's egg experiment, there is actually a shot where you can see the back and Arashi has a picture of Higashiyama hung there. djsdhajdha OMG WHY IS THERE NOT MORE HIGASHIYAMA-ARASHI INTERACTION!?)

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I don't know that I saw that episode of TSD. D: I sort of pick up episodes here and there and watch with the kids. Or else they find Youtube clips and call me over. Now I'll have to go look through comm tags and find it. (;aksdjsj HAVE YOU TRIED GOOGLE, YOU N00BS? THE TAGS? THE MEMORIES? ANYTHING AT ALL?)

Higashiyama. Arashi. YES. It is awesome to see Arashi fanboy people and he is, like, at the top of their list of People To Fan-glee Over. And you just KNOW he'd be awesome and cute with them! ;___; DAMN YOU, JOHNNY.

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Really? 'Cause it was super special awesome. XDDD For you. ♥

Seriously, man. Just thinking about all the crap Higashiyama could reveal about them and they can't do anything about it because he is so awesome. XDDD Why do these boys have to have such awesome relationships with each other? ;____;

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THIS is why I am so weak vs. the f-list. Because you guys are AWESOME to me and you love me lots. ♥

Everybody loves Arashi because they are DORKS. On one hand, this makes us lucky: We can put Arashi members with almost ANYBODY and have awesome. On the other hand, we are unlucky: Johnny doesn't love us enough to give us our dreams.

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You treat us well so we treat you well. ♥ ^.^

I honestly don't know if it's because Arashi is the Johnnys fandom I'm most involved in but it seems to me that Arashi seems to get along with the other bands the most. Like, with other groups, you don't really hear much senpai-kouhai interaction. KAT-TUN and NEWS and Eito interact well with each other but you don't really hear much about them interacting with TOKIO or V6. And maybe it's just me, or it may be the fact that Arashi is smack dab in the middle in terms of seniority, but Arashi seem to be everywhere. Again, this could just be me.

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I feel the same way--and it might just be because Arashi is the band I'm following AND the fact that they're having a huge upswing in popularity--but it really does seem like Arashi interacts with the other bands a lot. Or, rather, it's that Arashi members spend time with (and talk about) members of other bands, or the juniors. It really could be the fact that Arashi is everywhere...showing up on their shows, crashing their MCs...but the other guys do seem to talk about spending time with Arashi, too.

And DAMN IT. I just now remembered the 'hey, you're the one who promised him a GUITAR' comment that Matsuoka was going to make. Nagase was going to give him the death-glare and they were going to go back Nino-looks-sad-we're-going-to-mock-him-not-love-him television. Damn.

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That's true too. Especially TOKIO. They've been mentioning Arashi a few times on 5LDK, like the comment about how VS Arashi gets catering while they don't and when Nakai was on the show, they didn't even talk about the younger bands that debuted after Arashi at all. I guess part of the reason why Arashi get along so well with all groups is because they backdanced for the older groups a lot while the younger groups backdanced for them a lot so they're right in the middle.

... would I be selfish if I asked you to write that? ~~And maybe Nagase trying to ask Sho/Jun for advice on how to repel Nino's cute but then giving up as Nino swoops in and makes them fall at his feet?~~

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I think you're right: Arashi is in that magic spot between the older guys and the new bands. They have connections on both sides of the debut line. (I would totally watch an hour of Arashi's staff and TOKIO's staff fighting over 'which is worse' and then maybe mocking their charges and telling backstage stories of dorkery.)

~~Weeeeeeeeeak. I am weak.~~

A day and a half into having Nino in TOKIO--roughly a day after they'd discovered that patting him on the ass made him squeak like a little mouse--Nagase realized that they might be on the verge of being stuck with Ninomiya for more than a week or two. Matsuoka had done one of the itiot lines for the show and Taichi had been the one in the most compromising position in their photoshoot.

"We should talk to Arashi and see how they kept him in check," he said to Joshima.

Joshima nodded thoughtfully. "You go; I'll keep Nino occupied."

"You're treating him to lunch, aren't you?" Nagase asked.

"At least I'm not the one who promised him a guitar," said Joshima.

Nagase tracked down Sho and Jun, figuring them to be the two mostly likely to be useful. He had the Gakkou Max crew call out Aiba and Ohno (Nagano owed him one) and slipped into their green room.

"Nino?" Sho asked eagerly, standing up. Nagase wasn't very happy to note that Jun had also risen to his feet.

"No," said Nagase, watching as they both wilted back into their seats. "But it's about him," he added.

"Really?" said Sho, sounding hopeful.

"Are you giv--sending him back?" Jun asked coolly.

Nagase wanted to put his face in his hands. "Well," he said slowly, "he's really cute. He's sort of irresistable."

"Oh," said Jun.

Sho smiled and Nagase was sharply reminded Mimura Takuya. "It's hard not to cuddle him and baby him, isn't it?"

Jun looked over at Sho and shared a smile. "He's such a brat," he said fondly. "It makes you want to wring his neck."

Nagase looked between them with mounting disbelief. "You guys miss him, don't you? After two days, you miss him."

That seemed to snap them both out of it. "Not at all," said Jun indignantly.

"He's a brat, like Jun said," added Sho.

"Hey guys..." said Nino, breezing into the room. He stopped when he saw Nagase. "Ah, one of my favorite band members!" he chirped after a moment, throwing a sunny smile at him. "What are you doing here, Tomo-kun?"

Nagase reminded himself that he didn't really want to give Nino a guitar as long as Nino was a member of TOKIO. "Oh, just stopped by to chat with some of my favorite kouhai," he said, slinging an arm around Jun's neck and one around Sho's waist. "I was telling them about how much we love having you."

It was a gamble but it seemed to pay off. Nino faltered, just a little. "Are they jealous?" he asked, poking Sho in the side.

"Not at all!" Nagase said shrewdly. "I even asked if they missed you and they totally don't." He pursed his lips. "Aiba and Ohno didn't even ask about you before they left."

"...eh?" said Nino.

You don't want to pet him and fix things for him, Nagase told himself.

"Uh," said Jun.

Nagase brought his arm up, subtly cutting off Jun's air supply. For good measure, he tightened his arm around Sho, too. "I'm really glad. Joshima sent me here to see if we could keep you permanently instead of having you on loan."

"No--" said Sho. Nagase put his chin down on top of Sho's head. Forcefully. When Sho looked up he gave him a Look. "No problem," said Sho. "That's what we were just saying. It's no problem. Nobody has a problem with that."

"...oh," said Nino.

Nagase let go of Arashi and hugged Nino. "Isn't this great?" he said. "Let's go find the rest of our band and celebrate." Before Nino could say a word Nagase picked him up and put him over his shoulder. He put on hand firmly on the cheek next to his cheek and resolutely ignored the way Nino's breathing trembled. It was for his own good.

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... DDD: DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS. ;_____;

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LOL You know what happens! Nino goes crying back to his bandmates--who forgive him, pat him, and mock him and a week later Sho takes TOKIO out for drinks.

Though...when he makes his lame excuse to TOKIO so that he can slip back to the Arashi greenroom and beg to be taken back, everybody takes a moment to goodybye grope him. Since it's sort of obivous that Nino is going to go bcak to his co-dependant bandmates, I mean.

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But I want to see Sho feel bad. And Jun feel bad in a roundabout way. And Nino getting all cuddly with them. And then Sakumoto offering to take him out to dinner because they feel so bad. And somewhere nearby, TOKIO is all peering around a corner and immensely relieved because they don't have to deal with Nino and his irresistible cuteness anymore (or at least, not as much). BECAUSE IT WOULD SO HAPPEN. DDD:

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holy fucking shit.

holy fucking shit yes

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You know it'd happen.

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inuhariko.livejournal.com

Apparently there was a recent survey of "Most Healing Aura" for a magazine or something in Japan.

Ohno Satoshi was voted #9. (D'aww!)

And Ninomiya Kazunari was #8.

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You know, Japan might be on to something. I felt much better after reading this fic.

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...is it sad that that makes sense to me?

Japan has some pretty weird polls. My favorite is still 'which guy would you lose to if he were dressed as a girl'. I would pay money to see Shun show Jun that magazine.

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I will be the lone holdout against Nino and his mighty mind melting tricks, if I must.

But I will do it. I will not crumble! And someday I will find a cure and bring you all back from the dark side. Back to the rainbow. I promise!

Hey, who won the girl poll? Jun or Shun? Because Shun makes a suprisingly hot chick.

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No, seriously, I can see where they get the whole 'healing aura' thing about Nino. He's a really good actor and he's tiny. He only beats out Ohno because Ohno triggers that Mommy-instinct in people. *clings to the rainbow* I'm not totally lost! I swear! I KNOW Nino is an evil little rat!

Jun came in at number four on the list, Shun at number seven. Matsuda Shota was in at sixteen (three out of four of F4! Go, HYD cast!).

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Zombies only like warm brains.

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I figure the zombies will think that following a trail of warm, dead meat will lead them to a brain. Which it WILL. Just use me while I'm still pretty fresh and then run like hell!

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I'll be honest: I came in for fic, and was not disappointed.

♥♥♥

... though I wonder, how exactly did you die, 'cause if you died from a zombie bite then...

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