PORN

[ciircee]

Normally I would not link to a comment fic here but I have to this time because it is the best way to get to Zel's porn. It is so a;ldjkfsl it's fucking awesome, okay? Skip my crap and head right for the good stuff omg.

I love the internet. I meet the best people ever.

(Also: I owe back comments everywhere but Zel is not the only person being amazing on my f-list. Seriously. Best. People. Ever. In the whole HISTORY of ever.)

ETA: I'm sorry...Zel did not write that fic. She would never, ever supply us with filthy, filthy porn. There is no way Zel would write hot boysex and give it to us. Never. She is not that type of girl.

Comments

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I DO NOT WRITE PORN. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

ALSO: OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LINKED THAT. DDD:

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

I AM OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL. IT'S A RICKROLL. I DON'T KNOW MY BRAIN MELTED.

Well, I couldn't link to my HEART FULL OF LOVE FOR YOU.

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULD KNOW THAT I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE WRITE PORN. EVER. EVEN IF THE PEOPLE I'M FRIENDS WITH ARE SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME COMPLETE AND TOTAL WHORES.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

I AM SO SORRY. HOWEVER SHALL I MAKE UP FOR MY LAPSE IN JUDGEMENT AND THIS PUBLIC, PUBLIC SHAME TO WHICH I HAVE SUBJECTED YOU?

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN START BY NOT ENCOURAGING ME TO DO THINGS WHICH I DO NOT DO.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

RIGHT. I WILL NEVER AGAIN ENCOURAGE YOU TO WRITE HOT, AWESOME PORNOS THAT MAKE ME SPEECHLESS AND FILL ME WITH THE DESIRE TO WRITE PORNOS MYSELF.

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

DAMN RIGHT YOU WON'T. YOU JUST GO BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ME TO WRITE YOU PORNOS THAT FILL YOU WITH THE DESIRE TO WRITE PORNOS.

ALSO: MAKE WITH THE MAKEOUTS, WOMAN. OR STRIPPER!SHO. BECAUSE SHO IS SICK OF BEING EVERYONE'S BITCH.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

YES MA'AM!

*trundles off to write pornos*

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

WELL I'M GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP. ♥

[nicefinalbeam.livejournal.com]

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SHAMELESS PERVS. D:

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

What D:? This is not D: this is :D :D :D ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SHAMELESS PERVS! :D

[nicefinalbeam.livejournal.com]

O_O

You're right. I love you.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

*patpat* There, there. Porn befuddles all of us at first and makes us say things we don't mean.

[nicefinalbeam.livejournal.com]

In other news, WRITING YOUNG ARASHI IS HAAAAAAAAARD.

No wonder this Sakumiya chapter seems to never get anywhere. *weep* In this kind of situation, it WOULD be nice to skip ahead and porn it up. *nod*

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

I tend to write young Arashi like I write older-Arashi. At least where Nino is concerned. He's always been a total touch-whore in my mind.

MmmmtinySakumiya...

[nicefinalbeam.livejournal.com]

I wish I could. I've got... kind of jealous, stressed, and oblivious Sho and a trying to break free from restrictions Nino.

And chibi Jun.

I keep leaving Aiba out without meaning too. :\

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

Your version of them is probably more accurate than mine. Also: Aiba could always run through and randomly grope somebody. I like it when Aiba gropes people.

[nicefinalbeam.livejournal.com]

Aiba is going to be there to witness the NINO DRAMA. Which is like... one of the only parts I've not gotten to yet. Damn it.

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

No wonder this Sakumiya chapter seems to never get anywhere.

I weep. I need my fix of tiny!Sakumiya. DDD: *shakes fist at God* WHY, GOD, WHY. DD:

Also: I would totally not complain if you skipped ahead to porn it up. It could be an omake or something. I'm just sayin'.

[nicefinalbeam.livejournal.com]

You changed this on me! I totally just accidentally replied to a deleted comment. SO HERE:

FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THIS!

My original idea for the story was to take it chronological, but with future bits at the end of each thing. Like... "and this is what they are up to noooooow", but I thought it would break up the story too much and also was kind of like my Sho/Jun series. D:

BUT I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER BY THE END OF THE NIGHT. I am determined. DO NOT FRET! :D :D

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

*cough* Sorry, my brain was elsewhere so I thought I commented to the wrong reply. XD

But! HURRAY FOR FINISHING CHAPTER! And if you're worried about it breaking up your story, you can always post it separately as side!fic or something. I don't know. I don't really care JUST GIMME. *grabby hands*

[nicefinalbeam.livejournal.com]

I DID IT. I FINISHED. I POSTED IT.

*collapses*

[inuhariko.livejournal.com]

That was pretty hot for not!porn. :D:D:D

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

I know! Whoever hacked Zel's journal and not-porned at us should do that again!

[waxrose.livejournal.com]

SO HAPPY.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

ISN'T IT AWESOME? I loves me some Ohmiya-sex-up-Sho. NOT THAT ZEL WROTE THAT, YOU UNDERSTAND.

[alexiela.livejournal.com]

My bones. It turned to slush.

[beckerbell.livejournal.com]

Why is this fandom the best fandom ever? Is there a way to bottle it, so that I can carry it around with me FOREVER? Because I would like to carry it around with me forever.

ALSO, THE RAINBOW VOMIT GIF MAKES ME LOL EVERY TIME, GOD, I LOVE FANDOM. XDDDD