PORN

[ciircee]

Normally I would not link to a comment fic here but I have to this time because it is the best way to get to Zel's porn. It is so a;ldjkfsl it's fucking awesome, okay? Skip my crap and head right for the good stuff omg.

I love the internet. I meet the best people ever.

(Also: I owe back comments everywhere but Zel is not the only person being amazing on my f-list. Seriously. Best. People. Ever. In the whole HISTORY of ever.)

ETA: I'm sorry...Zel did not write that fic. She would never, ever supply us with filthy, filthy porn. There is no way Zel would write hot boysex and give it to us. Never. She is not that type of girl.

Comments

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

RIGHT. I WILL NEVER AGAIN ENCOURAGE YOU TO WRITE HOT, AWESOME PORNOS THAT MAKE ME SPEECHLESS AND FILL ME WITH THE DESIRE TO WRITE PORNOS MYSELF.

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

DAMN RIGHT YOU WON'T. YOU JUST GO BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ME TO WRITE YOU PORNOS THAT FILL YOU WITH THE DESIRE TO WRITE PORNOS.

ALSO: MAKE WITH THE MAKEOUTS, WOMAN. OR STRIPPER!SHO. BECAUSE SHO IS SICK OF BEING EVERYONE'S BITCH.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

YES MA'AM!

*trundles off to write pornos*

[blood-opal.livejournal.com]

WELL I'M GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP. ♥