I can't EVEN
Jun. 3rd, 2011 04:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ciirceeTHIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH FANDOM OHMIYA.
The post, the replies. This is part of why I never go to that comm any more.
(The other part is the fic. Oh. My. God.)
The post, the replies. This is part of why I never go to that comm any more.
(The other part is the fic. Oh. My. God.)
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Date: 2011-06-03 09:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-04 02:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-03 10:20 pm (UTC)The text that was posted with that picture was beyond codependent. It was passive-aggressive and manipulative. That's not how you talk to someone you're in love with, not if you're right in the head. And that's certainly not how you apologize. For all of the times the words "I'm sorry" showed up in that word-vomit it all came off as "YOU'RE THE ONE IN THE WRONG, SORRY I'M JUST TRYING TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU, DICK." Back-handed is the term that comes to mind!
And the comments. I...have no comment. I mean, I do, but there's no reason to go there. Except Jesus H Christ, man.
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Date: 2011-06-04 02:30 am (UTC)I posted this in my journal so that I would not comment there. Christ on a cracker.
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Date: 2011-06-03 10:36 pm (UTC)The lack of a whole lot of fodder for Ohmiya as of late (read: past few years, really) has a lot of the...crazier...fans grasping for straws and posting some of the most ridiculous shit EVER.
EDIT: After thinking about it, I've come to the conclusion that Stephanie Meyer has permanently ruined 9/10ths of the younger generation (and a good chunk of the older generation) as well. Bitch needs to be lynched.
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Date: 2011-06-04 02:32 am (UTC)See--and the thing about Ohmiya is that they still DO have moments. They're not all over each other but that intense infatuation can only last so long. But they still have moments in their shows and hell, right up until Ohno hit thirty they had Wink Up. I wish I could blame Smeyer but I can't. Fandom was doing this before Twilight.
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Date: 2011-06-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-04 02:34 am (UTC)It's so awful. Don't they realize that Ohno is evil? That Nino is his minion? No?
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Date: 2011-06-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-04 02:36 am (UTC)And thank you! I'm super happy I could be somebody able to supply a fix!
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Date: 2011-06-04 12:06 am (UTC)Just. Fuck. D:
/creeper
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Date: 2011-06-04 02:37 am (UTC)I mostly ignore them, too, but every now and again I live in hope and drop in. And I was all 'yay?!' and then it was NOT YAY.
I think 'fuck' sums it up pretty nicely, though!
/spaz
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Date: 2011-06-04 12:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-04 02:38 am (UTC)/icon matching
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Date: 2011-06-04 01:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-04 02:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-04 02:08 am (UTC)*sneaks back into hiding*
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Date: 2011-06-04 02:43 am (UTC)And also: BRAIN TWIN. When I read the comments all I could think was 'have they WATCHED Nino in anything that was not a drama?' and 'have they read even one interview? EVER?'. It's just. SO not Nino. And Ohno--holy hell, Ohno ate deep fried egg shells. That boy can put up with anything. Nino could surgically attach himself to Ohno and Ohno would put up with it. And then he'd make Nino go fishing and shit because hell NO he is not missing his chance to get out there.
*creepers after you like a mouth breather*
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Date: 2011-06-04 03:03 am (UTC)But really, that particular type of fangirl crazy would stamp the exact same template onto every relationship, regardless of fandom--Sherlock, Kamen Rider, anything. Clearly, they're working out something else, and slapped Ohmiya faces and names on it :/
You know, I am generally endlessly willing to be amused by fandom in all its glorious dysfunctions, but . . . geh. I have no patience for this crap. And I know that when I feel better, I'll have a sense of humor again, but I am so not there. :P
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Date: 2011-06-04 03:19 am (UTC)I also have a feeling that you are right about the crazy. NOT EVEN TENDOU, DAMN IT.
*patpat* I will be waiting for you when you are there again! With open, open arms. ♥
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Date: 2011-06-04 03:37 am (UTC)&hearts
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Date: 2011-06-04 03:42 am (UTC)Oh, Arashi. Look at how uppity you've gotten now that you can go to foreign countries and be fed while not on tv! You don't go to abandoned places and eat old food anymore. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR ROOTS?
Or just got nicer managers?
XD Honestly, I love talking about Arashi. Because you know what? Even today they would eat the old food. They would whine and bitch and laugh and try to make somebody else do it but they would do it. And smile and mean it.
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Date: 2011-06-04 03:50 am (UTC)I think they got nicer managers and moved to prime time ^^; I'm looking forward to maybe a late show again sometime in the distant future, where there's not quite so much interference by 17 guests ^^;
And they would do it. The would totally drink the miso sour, blend the crazy caviar-foie gras-truffle shake and drink it, all the while cursing their luck at janken and trying to shove the other members higher up in line to experience the horror.
I realize that this is probably the result of intense and repeated adolescent trauma as Juniors, but dammit, it's awesome and lovable and never gets old.
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Date: 2011-06-04 04:24 am (UTC)Our boyband, they are a marvelous, wonderful thing--a good group of people who love us very much.
(It is. Johnny scarred them for our entertainment and we know this and yet...and YET. How can we live without Sho's girly, girly shrieking?)
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Date: 2011-06-04 02:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-06-07 09:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-04 05:38 pm (UTC)i'm imagining the arashi/twilight crossover now where nino moves in with matsuken when his mom wants to uproot and travel and nino's like, f you, i'll just game more!!!
but then he meets MYSTERIOUS VAMPIRE OHNO, who always has that vaguely glazed look in his eyes, like he's not really paying attention to anything
ugh, his cheeks, so cute!! and nino just...follows him back to the vampire mansion and has his way with him, much to ohno's pleased surprise!
nino: "so, this vampire thing: i think it could be great."
ohno: "oh! okay. well, i'm going to go fishing, so...."
nino: "TURN ME FIRST, UGH."
jun would be the sparkly doctor vampire, which leads to really amazing thoughts of him turning sickly ohno into a vampire to save his life, oh gosh.
SHO WOULD BE THE VAMPIRE WHO IS PSYCHIC AND DRAWS OUT THE FUTURE!!!
"WHAT'S THAT, SHO-CHAN? IT LOOKS LIKE.... A MARSHMALLOW IN A SEXY MAGAZINE? oh, oh, it's nino in danger, i see."
and aiba would be another vampire I GUESS - maybe he and sho could be adorably destined or something. i forget what all their powers are now. why yes i have seen all the twilight movies.
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Date: 2011-06-07 09:06 pm (UTC)But I LOVE YOU SO HARD. Vampire!Sho drawing the future!
Aiba: I have no clue what that is.
Jun: ...potato?
Ohno: *fails to comprehend goings on*
Nino: *tied up to a post at some sinister locale* WTF, WHY IS NOBODY HELPING ME?
Oguri Shun: ...I thought Ohno was going to come save you and then Jun-kun would come with him.
Inoue Mao: Wait, which one draws the future?
Sho: *some three hours post drawing* Look, I SEE THE FUTURE. I AM TELLING YOU--THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
MatsuKen: *at home* Nino? Dinner is ready!
MatsuKen: ...Nino?
MatsuKen: Fine, if you want to game instead of eat, I'll eat it all.
Nino: *two days later* WTF.
Vampire!Mansion: *covered in drawings*
Jun: Tower of London?
Aiba: ...ramen?
Sho: I think it's a panda?
Ohno: *is fishing*
And then I don't know how to end it. You think I can drag it on for three more posts? AND WHICH ONE IS THE BEAR-WRESTLER?
PS. Gif=love.
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Date: 2011-06-08 02:22 am (UTC)BY ALL MEANS, DRAG THIS ON FOR MORE ENTRIES. :D :D :D
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Date: 2011-06-08 02:38 am (UTC)Also: Yes! Allie has read the books and loved them (nooooo my baaaaaaaaaaaaby!) and so I know how each of them was turned. Emmett was wrestling a bear. As I said to Becky 'It's like Carlisle looked at him and said 'this kid was wrestling a BEAR? Why would I NOT save this kid? What COULDN'T I do with a bear wrestler! *saves*'
;lasdkf;lsdk WHAT IS MY LIFE WHAT? It'll have to wait until after the Fest. DDD:
oh gosh, what is my life, what are my choices.
Date: 2011-06-08 02:22 am (UTC)Ohno seemed barely aware of the question, let alone the fact that Nino was practically sitting in his lap, Nino's intense controller movements bringing him closer and closer; Ohno was caught up in something on his phone.
"Oh-chan, seriously," Nino griped.
"What? Oh, that's just Jun-kun. He says people should always have a chance to live," Ohno said, sounding like he was reciting something he'd heard often - which, knowing Jun, Nino bet he had.
Nino leveled up, and killed fourteen more zombies in six seconds. "What are you even looking at?" He wasn't really complaining about Ohno not paying his full attention to Nino, but Nino knew enough of himself and Ohno to know that while he was perfectly capable of playing a game and carrying on a conversation, Ohno was very - tunnel-vision. Nino would like a little bit of his attention, at least.
"Looking up the tides for next week. Sho-kun said we're skipping school because it's supposed to be sunny."
"So you're going to glitter some fish to death," Nino grumbled. Why did Ohno have to love the one hobby that Nino could definitely, positively not enjoy.
He played without comment for a few more minutes, the air filled with the sounds of zombie grunts and machinegun fire. Ohno's leg was cold against him, even through their layers.
He paused, the sudden silence startling Ohno into looking up.
"So why did he turn you?" Nino asked. "What the hell happened to you that - that Matsumoto-san would turn you?"
Ohno stared at him, and blinked, his face unmoving, his mouth open just a bit. He lifted his hand to Nino's cheek, then pushed Nino's hair behind his ear. He looked down, spotted Nino's hand resting on his leg, and put his hand around it, his fingers pressing between Nino's on the controller. "I was sick," he said, "and Jun-kun saved me. He - he can resist feeding where most of us can't, so he saved me."
Ohno was dying, he knew he was. He knew it more than he had ever known anything, which may not mean much; all he'd ever known was singing, dancing, and clay. But as his stomach rejected everything the nurses offered him, yet he continued to sweat and shiver, to ache in every way - he knew he was dying.
A nurse offered him water, and he let her pour it slowly into his mouth; he hoped he could keep it down.
He slept, fitfully, and with strange fever-dreams: his mother begging him to run the family business - what business? - his sister scolding him for getting his feet dirty, so dirty in clay, but his feet were made of clay, his whole body was turning into clay -
Someone shook him awake, gently, and said his name. "Ohno-san," they said, "Ohno-san, I'm going to save you. This will - it will hurt, but. It will save you, in its way."
He sounded like they were crying. Ohno wanted to tell him not to cry, because he always cried when someone cried around him, he couldn't help it, it was like some weird reaction to growing up with a sister who knew that two children crying would definitely get them out of chores long enough to buy candy.
Ohno didn't get a chance to say anything, though, before he was held down, held down and something sliding into his neck, the pressure sudden and intense, the pain concentrated and bright and then blooming outwards, out into everything in his body, changing him, twisting him up inside and then out. It lasted forever, it would never end - but then it did, his heart racing, his skin already losing heat, and the doctor - Matsumoto - was there, holding out his hand. "Come with me, Ohno-san," the doctor said. "We'll figure this out together."
"Oh-chan," Nino said, his voice soft, and Ohno shook his head. Nino flexed his hand under Ohno's but couldn't break free enough to let go of the controller. "Oh-chan, let go for a minute."
Ohno shook his head again, this time as if he were waking up. He released of Nino's hand, but Nino just took Ohno's back. He held Ohno's cold hand tightly in both of his, and curled up around Ohno's side, and didn't let go.
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Date: 2011-06-07 08:37 pm (UTC)If you want to know how real people are in real relationships, you should read some more manga. Seriously. Live a little less. It will greatly improve your fandom experience.
(This comment was sponsored by sarcasm'r'us. Similarity to real opinion is purely coincidental.)
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Date: 2011-06-07 08:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-07 09:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-07 09:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-07 09:57 pm (UTC)*evilsnigger*
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Date: 2011-07-03 12:53 pm (UTC)Whenever I see you in random places I go "Oh!" and start combing through your recent entries to see if you've written anything new because. Well. Actually because I'm pathetic and am not a fan of adding people who probably are too busy to add me back.
But it occurs to me that you should probably know that when people have their entries linked to by other people in another entry, they get a notification for it. So even though you didn't comment there, the author of the post knows that you have linked to it here. And since I can see the post, she can see the post. Unless she had that kind of notification turned off, which I doubt, because I've seen this one around and she's kind of an attention whore.
Um, um, yeah, so just thought I'd give you a friendly month-late head up -_-;;;
And by the way, about the post itself, THIS SFM.
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Date: 2011-07-03 01:00 pm (UTC)I don't think this is the sort of link that tracks--I didn't use the 'share' button, I just wrote the a href= bit myself. I don't know about options to turn that on or off, though I suppose I could check, but I do know that when people do it to my stuff (like at
Mostly I don't care if anybody knows or causes drama. I'm old. *leader-like pout* But I appreciate the head's up. If things get dumb, I'll lock down. *salutes* Thank you!
THIS SFM
You are a good and worthy lurker! Give me a propmt (word, picture, song, three pages of detailed notes) and a character (or pairing, whatever) and I will write you a drabble (really, a drabble! Something short!)
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Date: 2011-07-03 01:30 pm (UTC)Oooh I have been found worthy! Well then I shall not waste my wish: I don't know if you've been reading the other comments on
And well, if you ever feel the need to expand your f-list, I'm not as creepy as I come across in comments, I swear! *runs off to work*
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Date: 2012-01-31 07:59 am (UTC)I see you like Ohmiya but I'm glad to know that you're a sane fan who know the difference between reality and imagination. There are fans out there who couldn't detach themselves from imaginary world in which Ohmiya is married for real and that Juntoshi or Matsumiya is stupid and that Jun should leave Arashi so he couldn't break Ohmiya.
Thanks for the link. Now I have even more reasons to hate canon pairings. Sorry, Ohmiya, I want to like you but your fans make me grossed out on you.